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Vanilla Ice Isn’t Scared Of Hurricane Matthew, Says He’s Going To Ride Out The Storm

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In case you’ve been living under a rock, Hurricane Matthew is rapidly approaching and that son of a bitch means business. It has intensified into a Category 4 storm, and Florida’s governor Rick Scott has told 1.5 million residents in evacuation zones that they need to get the hell out of dodge. None of this seems to worry Vanilla Ice too much, though.

Bold strategy,¬†Cotton. The Florida Democrats didn’t appreciate Ice’s risk-taking nature, telling everybody not to listen to the mic-rocking vandal.

I gotta side with the Florida Democrats on this one. If you’re genuinely making your decision on whether or not to evacuate based on what Vanilla Ice thinks, then you need your goddamn head examined. It’s like that old Dave Chappelle bit about Ja Rule on 9/11. There’s a time and a place to listen to celebrities and it’s most certainly not when serious shit like this is going down.

  • COED Writer
    Towson University graduate, Maryland resident, chicken parm connoisseur, and "Gin and Juice" karaoke performer. Follow me on Twitter for frequent complaining and Chappelle's Show quotes.