This Dude Who Writes Notes To & Gets In Fights With His Drunk-Self Is My Spirit Animal

Steve Davidson strikes me as a guy who introduces himself as “Steve F*CKING Davidson.” He also strikes me as a guy who knows how to crush brews. If this hilarious note he left to himself is any indication, I’d love to party with this guy.
The 30-year-old Australian, who refers to his sober-self as ‘Sober Steve,’ left his alter ego, ‘Drunk Steve’ a letter on behalf of their mutual acquaintance, ‘Hangover Steve’:

To Drunk Steve, please drink this bottle of water before bed then you can have the chicken wings in the fridge. Hangover Steve will thank you.
From Sober Steve.

However, Drunk Steve F*CKING Davidson was having none of it. His response to the p*ssy that is Sober Steve is just A1:

F*CK YOU SOVER STEVE. I DO WHAT I WANT.
PS: TELL SOBER HANGOVER STEVE HE’S A LIL BITCH.

But what are Sober Steve’s thoughts on all of this? He told The Mirror:

I wrote the note to hopefully lessen the hangover, as I’m now on the wrong side of 30, and they’re just getting worse and lasting longer.
I’m quite stubborn when drunk so when I saw the note I thought, “No one tells me what I can and can’t do,” so I replied, but I remember I kept getting confused to which Steve I was talking to, hence the crossed out sections.

My dude Steve sounds like a good time, sober or drunk.
[h/t The Mirror]