Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife, Hide Everything: Chris Christie Is Being Considered As Trump's Running Mate

I’m genuinely not sure if I should be finding this hilarious, or horrifying. Honestly, it’s a little bit of both. The only thing worse than one asshole in the Oval Office is, well, two assholes in the Oval Office. But at the same time, the comedic potential of this duo is through the roof. This would LITERALLY be the most unintelligent ticket in the history of American democracy.
According to multiple news outlets, Christie has received the official paperwork for the vetting process, according to a source with knowledge of the process. However, despite Christie going through the vetting process, the two ranking Republican officials told ABC News they doubt Christie would ultimately be Trump’s pick.