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Protect Your Privates is going to save your life. Especially if you spent the better half of it completely obliterated and texting your awful exes about getting back together. This typically goes one of two ways: 1. They completely destroy you with texts back and show the pathetic messages you sent to their friends, all of which shame you for the next few months, or 2. They show up at your doorstep the next day agreeing to the new relationship and hold onto your for dear life. Both experiences provoke instantaneous regret and shame, which they should — they’re exes for a reason, even when you’re five whisky drinks in.
Thankfully there’s now a way to prevent any of it from happening.
The new texting app Protect Your Privates allows for all of your drunken messages to be erased before your ex-girlfriend sees them. Amazing! All you have to do is click the “recall” button and it vanishes. It even erases it from the server altogether, making it look like it never existed at all. HALLELUJAH!
Not only is the app free, but it also has a built-in function that prevents people from taking screengrabs, which only makes this situation better.
Protect Your Privates is currently available to download on iOS and is expecting to drop on Windows and Android soon after. Now when can we get a recall button in life? Can someone figure that out please?
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[H/T: Mirror]
