Ex-Girlfriend Goes on Crazy Text Rant After Guy Doesn't Text Back & THANK GOD YOU ARE SINGLE

Getting dumped is one of the worst feelings in the world. Your heart is literally ripped out of your chest by someone who once said they would give their life for you, and now you can’t even think of their name without wanting to gouge eyes out of your head. Maybe that’s just me… but what we can all agree on is that getting dumped f*cking sucks.
However, unlike this chick below, we managed to get out of that awful relationship without having a thoroughly documented psychotic break. It’s a miracle!
Below is a full conversation between a crazy ex-girlfriend and her ex-boyfriend… it’s more of a one-sided convo since he never actually responds to her, but whatever. Behold her fiery, insane wrath:

What… the f*ck just happened?! This is literally the LAST thing you want to be posted online. Luckily the guy was nice enough to classify her as “crazy chick” in his phone instead of her real name, or else she’d never get a date again — no matter how rich and pretty she is.
Let this be a lesson to everyone: never date crazy. 

[H/T: Distractify]

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