Picking a college can be tough, but focusing in on what matters most can make the process a bit easier. And we’re not talking about job placement, how much your degree is worth, or what the student to professor ratio is, we’re talking about the number one thing you absolutely need to consider when deciding where you’re going to spend the next four (or more, for you super seniors out there) years of your life: how hot the student body is.
The Daily Beast did what all of us wish we could: rank the hottest universities in America by using College Prowler – a college review site voted on by students and alumni – and (presumably) eyeing up Instagram. They also factored in sexual health, using Trojan’s annual sexual health report card and the results are eye-opening.
Here’s the top ten list:
10. University of South Carolina
Hottest Guys (score out of 10): 9.02
Hottest Girls (score out of 10): 9.15
Trojan Sexual Health rank: 23
9. University of Iowa
Hottest Guys (score out of 10): 8.97
Hottest Girls (score out of 10): 8.94
Trojan Sexual Health rank: 8
8. University of Miami
Hottest Guys (score out of 10): 9.50
Hottest Girls (score out of 10): 9.43
Trojan Sexual Health rank: 61
7. Yale University
Hottest Guys (score out of 10): 9.06
Hottest Girls (score out of 10): 8.87
Trojan Sexual Health rank: 6
6. University of Southern California
Hottest Guys (score out of 10): 9.47
Hottest Girls (score out of 10): 9.65
Trojan Sexual Health rank: 66
5. The University of Texas at Austin
Hottest Guys (score out of 10): 8.97
Hottest Girls (score out of 10): 9.25
Trojan Sexual Health rank: 15
4. University of Alabama
Hottest Guys (score out of 10): 9.16
Hottest Girls (score out of 10): 9.27
Trojan Sexual Health rank: 21
3. University of Georgia
Hottest Guys (score out of 10): 9.34
Hottest Girls (score out of 10): 9.23
Trojan Sexual Health rank: 27
2. Miami University
Hottest Guys (score out of 10): 10.00
Hottest Girls (score out of 10): 10.00
Trojan Sexual Health rank: 96
1. University of Wisconsin
Hottest Guys (score out of 10): 9.32
Hottest Girls (score out of 10): 9.12
Trojan Sexual Health rank: 5
Can we just talk about Yale for the second? Call me an a**hole, but I can’t imagine that Yale has hot enough students that they’d make the top ten list. Then again, they do have the highest sex drive according to OkCupid… so maybe it makes sense? Everyone is so hot that they just want to constantly bang each other? I never would have guessed those Ivy Leaguers had it in them.
See the full top 20 list at The Daily Beast.