Twitter is great for three things: 1. Stalking out Kanye West‘s epic rants and making fun of them simultaneously, 2. Getting the DL on celebrity feuds, and 3. Ruining the lives of men and women.
Think it’s hyperbolic? You stand corrected – the latest Twitter trend is bound to get some people pissed, regardless of the fact that it’s definitely a total joke.
“She a Hoe” is blowing up Twitter right now and it’s exactly what it sounds like – a list of signs that that chick you’ve been kind of hooking up with is a hoe. Considering it’s a joke, the responses are as hilarious and as ridiculous as you’d expect:
If she look back at you while you hittin it from the back…she a hoe
— Vash The Stampede (@dante3000_) March 8, 2016
If she post her life on snapchat she a hoe
— SoRockItt (@vaesaucey) March 8, 2016
If she still doing TBH's she a hoe
— lex.❤️ (@LexdaMUVA) March 8, 2016
If she enjoying free pancakes rn she a hoe
— Lil J (@ThereGoesLilJ) March 8, 2016
If she raps j cole's entire part in Planez she a hoe lol
— jo² (@kayaaav) March 8, 2016
If she dye her hair red, blue, or blonde she a hoe
— Carl Gallagher (@SushiboyB) March 8, 2016
If all she drink is calypso she a hoe
— DirtyBirdNation (@I_AmJamel) March 8, 2016
If her pinned tweet is her selfies she a hoe
— A (@amandalesia) March 8, 2016
They’re all jokes, right? RIGHT?! Here’s hoping.