Two blonde female Houston Rockets fans have taken it upon themselves to help the faltering team by distracting opponents at the free-throw line. At least we think they’re fans. You can’t tell us with a straight face that they’re both professionals. That would confuse us even more. But we digress.
During the Rockets game against the Pelicans last night, these two women did their utmost to disturb both Ryan Anderson and Norris Cole. At first, the two put on their best Cat in the Hat costumes (in celebration of Dr. Suess’ birthday) to get the attention of Norris Cole. One of them even began stroking the other’s tail.
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My favorite part of that clip is the audio. “Would that distract you?” “No.” Well said. Also, a special shoutout to redditor BigTime424 for the amazing comment:
“The cat in the hat should not come back.”
That’s exactly how we feel. Then later in the game, the two women took it a hell of a lot farther by pretending to actually flash Ryan Anderson.
All in all it’s just not a good look for the League. I’d expect the Rockets to be hearing from Adam Silver sometime soon.