The King of Trashy Spring Break destinations returns to its rightful throne. And how awesome is it that you don’t even have to cross a border or fly to an island to find the wildest Spring Break spot? We’ve got the raunchiest place right here in the United States.
Boasting more strip clubs than your mom even know existed, more bars than you can count, and a ton of cheap hotels/motels to crash at, Las Vegas is a Spring Breaker’s paradise. An expensive paradise, but a paradise all the same.
The good news is that your flight and room rates are actually subsidized by the casinos, but the bad news is that you’re still going to get on your return plane home with nothing left to show–except a bunch of phone numbers and an itch on your mouth you’re very nervous about.
The smart move is to buy a bunch of liquor at any of the stores that sell it and bring it up to your room for pregaming. That’s not going to keep you from spending all your chips at the pool bar, but it’ll help more than you know.
