If you’re looking for a solid Spring Break surrounded by 18+ year-olds and body shots until you drop, then Cabo is the place for you. By and large the city is much better prepared for Spring Breakers than Puerta Vallarta and Playa Del Carmen, but less sh*tty and soulless than someplace like Cancun.
There are tons of places within the resorts to hang out at, but make sure you spend the extra dough to get the student wristband that gets you into the clubs and bars. Whatever you do, don’t miss at least one night at Squid Roe.
Also, remember the line “How much does the fine cost, I am leaving the country soon and do not have time to pay it. Is there any way I can give you the money so you can pay it for me?” When you use that to get you out of at least one night in jail, make sure you thank redditor RustyBeerCan.