If you’re a few drinks in and thinking about texting your ex, we have some advice for you – don’t.
If I learned anything in college, it’s that drunk texts never lead you anywhere positive. And if you don’t believe us, this Instagram account should show you the light. Texts From Your Ex documents the real-life horrors of texting your ex during a moment of weakness. Feeling weepy and sad, and wanting to re-proclaim your love for them? Don’t. Looking for a quick hookup and wish your ex was in your bed? Head to the bar instead. Thinking about how you’d rather die than throw out that picture of you two from freshman year during move-in day? Burn that sh*t – you’ll be better for it.
If you don’t take that advice, be prepared to wind up like one of these fools:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BCEn86Vtpgo/?taken-by=textsfromyourex
https://www.instagram.com/p/BCBJNrbtpsX/?taken-by=textsfromyourex
https://www.instagram.com/p/BB_dBqEtpqN/?taken-by=textsfromyourex
https://www.instagram.com/p/BB_J6GKtpr8/?taken-by=textsfromyourex
https://www.instagram.com/p/BB-ZTqPNphF/?taken-by=textsfromyourex
https://www.instagram.com/p/BB5axkLtpkB/?taken-by=textsfromyourex
https://www.instagram.com/p/BB0ZIjzNph0/?taken-by=textsfromyourex
https://www.instagram.com/p/BBszKjhNpr5/?taken-by=textsfromyourex
https://www.instagram.com/p/BBs95YXNpjm/?taken-by=textsfromyourex
https://www.instagram.com/p/BA-o3F2NppC/?taken-by=textsfromyourex
Take it as a lesson learned, people. If you guys are broken up, it’s probably for a good reason! Keep the sappiness for a diary – it’s way less embarrassing than being publicly outed for being a crazy person on the Internet.
