Woman Tweets What Her Boyfriend Says In His Sleep & It's The Most Entertaining Thing We've Seen All Day

When you spend the night with someone for the first time, you have no idea what to expect. Are they going to make you cuddle them until they fall asleep? Will your limb fall off because they refuse to move their head from your shoulder? Are they going to get up in the middle of the night, mistake your closet for a bathroom, and pee all over your coats? You’ll never know until the next morning. And we hope you wake up to the smell of bacon instead of urine.
Luckily this woman hasn’t woken up to her favorite jacket doused in urine just yet, but she does have to deal with a sh*t ton of sleep talking from her nacho-cheese loving boyfriend. She’s since documented a bunch of his sleep chats via Twitter, and later took them to Imgur. Since posting a few of the messages, his subconscious musings have gone viral. Luckily, he’s cool with it.


Here’s some of his best moments:


Please keep them coming – for us.


[H/T: BroBible]

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