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When you spend the night with someone for the first time, you have no idea what to expect. Are they going to make you cuddle them until they fall asleep? Will your limb fall off because they refuse to move their head from your shoulder? Are they going to get up in the middle of the night, mistake your closet for a bathroom, and pee all over your coats? You’ll never know until the next morning. And we hope you wake up to the smell of bacon instead of urine.
Luckily this woman hasn’t woken up to her favorite jacket doused in urine just yet, but she does have to deal with a sh*t ton of sleep talking from her nacho-cheese loving boyfriend. She’s since documented a bunch of his sleep chats via Twitter, and later took them to Imgur. Since posting a few of the messages, his subconscious musings have gone viral. Luckily, he’s cool with it.
https://twitter.com/Sleep_Sayings/status/700128018891558912
Here’s some of his best moments:
https://twitter.com/Sleep_Sayings/status/699791002194718720
https://twitter.com/Sleep_Sayings/status/693456952836227072
https://twitter.com/Sleep_Sayings/status/691961594033475585
https://twitter.com/Sleep_Sayings/status/685333050364841986
https://twitter.com/Sleep_Sayings/status/674484849286250496
https://twitter.com/Sleep_Sayings/status/672656907551641600
https://twitter.com/Sleep_Sayings/status/670431389951488000
https://twitter.com/Sleep_Sayings/status/664425371404775424
https://twitter.com/Sleep_Sayings/status/661444442461614081
https://twitter.com/Sleep_Sayings/status/659463161356099584
https://twitter.com/Sleep_Sayings/status/657193396520402944
https://twitter.com/Sleep_Sayings/status/655971564626677760
Please keep them coming – for us.
[H/T: BroBible]
