It’s time to face the facts: Donald Trump has already come this far and his chances of winning the GOP ticket are sadly high. Much higher than most of the world would have expected, especially after watching the first season of The Apprentice.
Luckily, if worst comes to worst, there’s another option for America’s Trump haters: Cape Breton Island
The Canadian island is welcoming Americans with open arms if Trump conquers all and wins the upcoming presidential election, and we’re pretty much sold at this point.
Off the coast of Nova Scotia, the island is home to 120,000 people, but the population is declining. On their website Cape Breton if Donald Trump Wins, the opening message is rather convincing: “Hi Americans! Donald Trump may become the President of your country! If that happens, and you decide to get the hell out of there, might I suggest moving to Cape Breton Island! We need people. We need you! This is not a joke! See for yourself, you belong here with us on Cape Breton Island, where health care is free, you know your neighbors and they look out for you, and nobody has a hand gun.”
It continues: “Here, you can hear a number of other languages, like French and Mi’kmaq, even Gaelic! But everybody also speaks English, just like you! Muslim people can roam freely, and the only ‘walls’ are holding up the roofs of our extremely affordable houses.” YES.
According to creator Rob Calabrese, a Canadian radio announcer, he’s already received an overwhelming amount of emails. While the government isn’t affiliated with the site, the Nova Scotia island’s tourism department has seen a huge surge in web traffic. And soon enough, population growth.
Save us a house, guys!
[H/T: The New York Daily News]
