Jonathan Davis is an idiot. Needless to say, he is not aware of this characteristic, but after a short interview with a news station, the rest of the world is.
The 26-year-old was just trying to get to San Antonio with a sh*t ton of weed in his car when he led police on a high-speed chase after he drove through a routine traffic stop. Davis led cops through five different Texas counties -from Rockwall to just outside of Waco – sometimes driving the wrong way, but the man was determined to get away.
Unfortunately for him, it didn’t work out that way. Davis was eventually stopped when officers shot out the tires of his exhausted Mazda, causing it to crash. Bummer.
But not for Davis, apparently, who (for reasons unknown) decided to talk about the incident with news reporters just before he was put in handcuffs.
Dude is serious. And has a valid point.
Why would you want to be pulled over if you always have weed in your car? And why would you want another offense added to your record when you can’t even get a real job as it is? The man needs work! How else is he going to get it? By fleeing from the police, of course!
Plus, a high-speed car chase is f*cking awesome! Great story for the kids one day.*
Gotta love Texas.
*Note: hopefully he never has kids one day.
[H/T: Total Frat Move]