It’s almost Valentine’s Day, and regardless of how you feel about the lovey dovey holiday, your girlfriend is probably pretty damn stoked about it. If she’s ever watched and enjoyed a Nicholas Sparks movie, you’re doomed, unless you have something pretty extravagant planned. Which, let’s be serious, you probably don’t.
Luckily we’re here to help you with that. If there’s one thing that will keep you out of the doghouse, it’s this: a chocolate mold of your butthole.
Now, hear us out. Everyone loves chocolate – literally everyone! A box of chocolates will solve any life crisis thrown your way, and making it personal is extra special. Plus it won’t break your wallet.
For just $38.95 (plus shipping), the company – which is appropriately called Edible Anus – will ship you five boxes of white, milk and dark chocolate boxes that will have your SO eating out of the palm of your hand. Or anus, whatever.
For those really looking to step up their game, custom bronze molds are also offered for a small sum of $1,900. Take a look:
It’s like the saying goes: love means having to eat your lover’s chocolate anus. Delicious.
[H/T: Elite Daily]
