Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop, a man who somewhat famously changed his name from Jeffrey Wilschke in 2011, has been arrested for assaulting a police officer and Washington State sheriff at Evergreen State College.
The 34-year-old man is no stranger to police or jail, as he was arrested previously on drug and weapons charges in Wisconsin. That’s when late night talk shows got wind of the insane name.
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But that’s in the past. Let’s recap what just happened with Beezow. According to police reports, Beezow was tearing down flyers in the library. When the police arrived, he first tried to flee. The officer gave chase and tackled Beezow. Then this happened:
The officer chased the suspect and eventually took him down to the ground, but the suspect thrashed around and tried to grab the officer’s gun. During the struggle, the suspect bit the officer’s ring finger several times and also tried to stab the officer with an ink pen.
The officer was unable to control the suspect — who kept grabbing for his gun — and ended up stepping away. The suspect retrieved a handcuff case, then swung it like a hammer, causing a laceration on the officer’s head.
The officer punched the suspect in the jaw, but the strike didn’t faze him. The officer then used a taser twice, causing the suspect to fall to the ground on the second taser deployment. However, the suspect got up and fled on foot. [source]
How about the cojones on Beezow to withstand all that punishment? There’s no way the police are chasing him after that, right? Wrong. The story continues.
A Thurston County Sheriff’s Office deputy saw the suspect running along Evergreen Parkway and chased him into a wooded area. At one point, the suspect threw a rock at the deputy. The deputy used his taser on the suspect, who broke the electrical lines and kept running.
The suspect again threw rocks at the officer, striking him at least once. The deputy caught up to the suspect and struck him several times with a metal baton. The deputy noted that the baton strikes didn’t have much of an effect on the suspect, who was able to grab a brick and throw it at the deputy before running off into the woods again.
At this point, another deputy joined the pursuit and deployed a taser on the suspect. The suspect was eventually tackled, handcuffed and arrested. [source]
It’s almost understood that if your name is Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop your arrest story will include multiple failed tasering attempts, bites, and rock throwing.
