Remember your first college roommate? I do – she was a crazy b*tch. Luckily we became friends, but not until after I found her under my bed several times snooping for the food I intentionally hid from her because, hello, it’s mine.
Unfortunately Craig Mazin, presidential hopeful Ted Cruz’s freshman year roommate, cannot say the same.
You might know the mediocre screenwriter from his work on Scary Movie 3, Scary Movie 4, and the last two The Hangover movies (ok, those were awesome), but now he’s getting attention for a different reason: for publicly outing Ted Cruz on Twitter as a total douche bag.
Sure, he may not be the first person to do it, but he is one of the few who actually knows him.
Mazin first mentioned something on Twitter in 2012:
https://twitter.com/clmazin/status/261785032253919233
True fighting words. The bitterness went silent for several years, until Mazin’s hatred resurfaced on the tenth of this year.
https://twitter.com/clmazin/status/686239945850142721
https://twitter.com/clmazin/status/686241061329485824
So basically, not only did Mazin hate him, but so did every living, breathing creature at Princeton University. Got it. He continues:
https://twitter.com/clmazin/status/686241885589868546
https://twitter.com/clmazin/status/686242368928874499
He came back on the twelfth and went on full blast until the eighteenth:
https://twitter.com/clmazin/status/687007553973170176
https://twitter.com/clmazin/status/687517831840149504
https://twitter.com/clmazin/status/687849028537593856
https://twitter.com/clmazin/status/689214214024503297
The man has a point… maybe we should think about this, America.
[H/T: Total Frat Move]