Dad Wins at Life, Turns Himself Into 'Elf on the Shelf'

This dude has officially won Christmas.
Joe Wynberg, an American dad of four young children living in Canada, has taken on a new persona: Fle, the real life Elf on the Shelf.
Thankfully his wife Megan has been posting photos of his alter ego all over social media.
Her first post explains it all:
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10153792891334936&set=a.10152734541644936.1073741826.518054935&type=3
From there, Wynberg went crazy. He can be found making a snow angel out of flour on his kitchen floor, chowing down on some stolen advent calendars, and taking a dump on some fresh, homemade holiday cookies. Gross, but also hilarious.
Check out the best photos below and at least try to be this awesome.