WATCH: Chillest Bears Ever Take Family Vacation in New Jersey Pool

The best part about this video of bears having a good time in someones backyard, is the voice of the little girl in the background losing her sh*t because of the bears having a good time in her backyard.
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I never knew bears could be so, well, human-like. Just look at how they hop in and out of the pool. Certainly a smoother transition from water to land than some of my, uhhhh, larger friends. You got the two bears in back who just refuse to stop beating the crap out of each other, and the one bear cub even rides down the slide! It wouldn’t have shocked me if Momma Bear whipped out a cigar and started chiefing it down, that’s how impressed I am by these bears. Seriously, this is the most impressive thing I’ve seen all week.

I’ve always thought being a human is pretty chill, but this video is making me have second thoughts. It appears bears chill wayyyyyy harder than we do, and honestly, I’m trying to get in on it.