Chris Christie Gets Laid a Lot, According to Chris Christie

Chris Christie, New Jersey governor and 2016 presidential candidate, loves to stick his foot (and other appendages?) in his mouth. While this shouldn’t come as a surprise, his speech to New Hampshire voters earlier today may be the funniest example of his biggest fault.
Christie, who managed to keep his sweating to a minimum, opened up about his lively sex life while talking about birth control:

I’m a Catholic, but I’ve used birth control, and not just the rhythm method, OK?

My church has a teaching against birth control. Does that make me an awful Catholic? Because I believe, and practiced, that function during part of my life? I don’t think so. But you know what? I’m only going to find out when it’s my time to be judged.

So in case you didn’t realize, Chris Christie gets laid, and he gets laid often, ok?
But what made this even funnier was the reaction from a poor bystander. Listen, this is what you get when you go to these things – blame yourself.
Check it out in the video below.


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[H/T: Gawker]

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