Researchers at the University of Zurich proved that women are pretty damn shallow when they polled them what makes the perfect penis.
105 women between the ages of 16 and 45 ranked the most important qualities in a man’s penis and the results are pretty hysterical.
Note: for those less gifted down there, length doesn’t always mean more attractive. Just saying!
The full results, are as follows:
So basically, they just want something that looks nice.
The study was done for a good cause. Researchers wanted to prove to men with hypospadias – a medical condition in which your pee hole isn’t located at the tip – could have it way worse. Like having unruly pubes. Yikes.
The study also found that as women aged, they cared less about cosmetic factors. So old guys, don’t worry! You’re still going to (probably) get laid regardless.