Our hearts go out to the brothers of Tennessee Tech’s Kappa Sigma fraternity who recently lost their pet goat, Ranger. We have no doubt that he is now eating golden grass, sipping sweet water, and chasing heavenly tail somewhere up above.
According to Ranger’s Twitter account, the little goat had some bad kidney stones he couldn’t pass so they had to put him down.
I know that all the Kappa Sigma brothers at TTU are upset at the loss, but try not to be too selfish–there are many angels who are happy to have their own frat G.O.A.T. He’s a perfect fit in Heaven.
Pour some out for the homie who you would have loved to meet.