Dreams are really starting to come true for us and the rest of the world thanks to science. Yes, science. According to a new study conducted by by Jean-Denis Rouillon, a sports medicine specialist from the Centre Hospitalier Universitaire in Besancon (hey Frenchie!), women should be going braless if they’re looking to have perkier breasts. This is virtually a win-win situation for everyone in the world.
The french study revealed that women could experience about a 1/4-inch (7mm) lift in the nip area for each year they didn’t wear a bra. This is credited to his finding that brassieres discourage the growth of supporting breast tissue, meaning that, that once glorified boobage is going to sag way quicker than anyone wants it to if women continue to strap it down everyday.
According to Metro,
Rouillon said: ‘Medically, physiologically, anatomically – breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra.’
Since 1997, Rouillon has been studying the breasts of 330 volunteers ages 18 to 35 using a slide ruler and a caliper to record the changes in breast position as the women aged.
So not only does this guy have the best job on the planet, but he’s also telling the people exactly what they want to hear. Sadly Rouillon did not help out any MILFs with this newfound info; the study focused on younger women and is not able to be generalized to all women.
Whatever, we’ll take what we can get. Now who wants to start a public burning?