Louisiana native Chuck Netzhammer is pissed. The southerner walked into his local Walmart recently to try and buy an edible confederate flag cake, but was refused. However, when he walked in and requested they make what he refers to as an “ISIS battle cake,” his wish was granted. From there, a hilarious YouTube production was born.
According to a spokesperson from the mega store, the employee had no idea what the cake meant or what it was referring to, and apologized profusely.
But was that enough for Chuck Netzhammer? We’re going to guess, no.
Can we just keep in mind that we’re talking about a Walmart here? A Walmart in Louisiana? A place known for white-trash mom fights and sporadic meth labs? What exactly were you expecting?! Someone get the man a patriotic cake and let’s move on with our lives.
Check out the video below.