A Honduran woman was recently arrested in Colombia after trying to smuggle cocaine from the country in her breast implants. And you thought squeezing your ass cheeks together for four hours was bad.
Paolo Deyanira Sabillon, 22, housed 3.3 pounds of liquid cocaine in her implants while flying from the Colombian capital, Bogota, to Spain. Sabillon was arrested after arousing suspicion in a security line.
According to the New York Daily News,
Sabillon was subsequently X-rayed and this revealed she had recently undergone surgery on her breasts.
She confessed to cops that her new breasts had been implanted with an unknown substance, which she was meant to take to the northern Spanish city of Barcelona.
The implants were subsequently removed by doctors at a Bogota hospital.
Talk about f*cked up. The woman was also being treated for an infection at the hospital because you know, that’s not where cocaine usually goes.