Superfan Scott Smith Calls Kate Upton Ugly

Scott Smith is a Sports Illustrated superfan, and has hounded every celeb featured on the cover for the last 33 years, managing to get them all to sign each of his issues. That is, until Kate Upton came along.
According to the NY Post,

The 50-year-old retired investment banker owns the world’s largest collection of signed SI covers — approximately 94 percent of the magazines issued weekly since 1954 — which he values at around $2 million. But there’s one glamour girl Smith had a bad experience with — Kate Upton.

“She’s an absolute nightmare; just an ugly human being,” he says. “I saw her alone, and she said, ‘F*** me,’ as if it was the worst thing in the world to be asked for her autograph. Those were the words she used, as if I was stabbing her in the heart.”

Yikes. Smith sounds kind of creepy, so we’re not taking those words to hurt. Don’t worry Kate, we’ve got your back.

[H/T: NY Post]