WATCH: David Letterman's Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear On Spring Break [VIDEO]

David Letterman did a Top Ten list last night on “The Top Ten Things You Don’t Want To Hear On Spring Break,” which saved us the trouble of writing one–but we could have, and it would’ve been really funny. Now you just have to take our word for it. Sorry about that. We had the idea, though.
Anyway, it’s a nice reminder that David Letterman’s shows used to be The Daily Show for the college crowd, and it’s nice to see that the retiring talk-show host still has Spring Break on his mind. It’s a pretty good list, too. Check it out, but remember that the one thing you always want to hear during Spring Break is, “Hey, we’re at one of COED’s choices for America’s 20 Trashiest Spring Break Destinations!” People actually say that…
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