With the exception to the early closing times of bars, Myrtle Beach has exactly what you’re looking for in a trashy Spring Break. Not only are there tons of beachside condos available for renting, but the booze is cheap, the water is warm, and it’s host to one of the greatest bike weeks in the United States of America. Plus Kenny Powers is a fan, and we’ve always stood behind him.
While there’s a part of us that’ll never really understand the farmer tans a majority of the locals seem to boast, the one thing that’s really confusing is the fact that Myrtle’s watering holes close hours before the strip clubs do. At least it’s giving good reason for your girlfriend to consider joining you at Derriere’s (a BYOB strip club). Looks like a win-win to us.