How You Should Respond To Thanksgiving Texts [Stuff The Intern Forgot]

While Thanksgiving is a time to spend with family and friends, we will all most likely still be on our smartphones constantly. You will also be receiving those obligatory “Happy Thanksgiving” texts from people you rarely talk to, but have no fear–our friends over at The Huffington Post have posted some quality messages that you can use to respond to these unwanted texts.
And here are some more interesting links that our air-headed intern forgot to post…
The fraternity system could be coming to an end [Newser]
Verne Troyer had to drag his turkey across the sidewalk [TMZ]
Fitness instructor gives lap dances at Tennessee tailgate [Busted Coverage]
Movie myths about sex that are totally wrong [College Candy]
Ariana Grande was told not to whore herself by who? [The Superficial]