Stuff The Intern Forgot: Woman Swallows Stolen Ring, Has To Retrieve It [Links]

Woman Who Swallowed Stolen Ring Has To Retrieve It

Cops in Orem, Utah don’t believe that they should have to dig through fecal matter to retrieve evidence, so 25-year-old Christina Schlegel is going to have to extract a stolen ring from her own feces. According to our friends over at Newser, Schlegel allegedly swallowed a stolen wedding ring from a Zales jewelry store, and an X-ray of her stomach verified the theft. She is being held in a jail cell with a no-flush toilet. God speed, Christina.

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