So, how’s your sex life this summer? We’re pretty sure that it has to be better than Edwin Torbergta–who started off his summer by being arrested for having sex with a pool raft. Which might not have made the newspapers if it hadn’t been the fourth time that he’s been arrested for having sex with a pool raft.
Edwin, however, is not alone in his shame–or what little shame that a guy like Edwin might have in the first place.There are plenty of other guys who have been caught with their most private of parts in the most embarrassing of objects–along with the occasional creature. Let’s hope this collection of least-wanted criminals will encourage the rest of us to put our legendary libidos towards something more productive. Maybe even having sex with something that’s also a member of our own species…
