A Summer Job With the Wu-Tang Clan Ain't Nothing to F*&% With

Are you still looking for a job or an internship to keep you busy this summer? There’s an opening with the Wu-Tang Clan.
An interesting ad popped up on Craigslist recently looking for some social networking experts to do some work for Wu-Tang Management, the corporate arm of the legendary rap group. The company needs people who are “versed in social media networking and also up on the newest social networking trends” to “do social media updates and stay consistent with posts” on the group’s Facebook, Twitter and other social media accounts. Qualifications include “excellent written communication skills, with ability to communicate with diverse audiences,” “interest in the music/entertainment industry” and “an ability to meet deadlines.”
Sadly, the job pays zero bling so you’ll have count this as an internship but we’re sure that the group might be willing to do some other things to compensate for the lack of a salary. There’s a chance that you might get some free tickets to one of their shows or get to meet RZA, Raekwon or Masta Killa in person as a way of saying thank you all your hard work. You might get to hear some sample cuts off of their “secret” album that they are only planning on selling to the highest bidder. More importantly, you’ll get to put the words “Wu-Tang Clan” on your resume and make every prospective employer jealous that they wasted their time running for coffee and making copies for some large, faceless corporation when they did their summer internship.