Yeah, it’s a new character poster for Guardians of the Galaxy, and it’s Dave Bautista as Drax the Destroyer, and we guess it’s pretty cool except for the fact that Drax’s ass looks just like a frog. You see that, right? We’re not imagining it. You look at Drax’s butt, and there’s a frog looking back at you. The problem’s mainly with that belt of his, but the pattern of the pants doesn’t help. It’s a damn frog.
And don’t give us a hard time about checking out Dave Bautista’s butt. It’s right there. A frog. It’s not our fault if we notice it–and besides, we sounded really manly checking out Zoe Saldana’s poster for Gamora yesterday. Yeah. Anyway, there’s a frog there.
