Stuff The Intern Forgot: Grown Man Steals Towel From Tweens [Links]

Grown Man Steals Souvenir Towel From Tweens

Here’s a classic case of a full-grown man demonstrating a more than normal amount of greed. Thanks to our friends over at Extra Mustard, we have video footage of this full-suited businessman ripping a towel thrown by Svetlana Kuznetsova from the hands of two tweens. Sure, the kids aren’t exactly small kids, but they are clearly within the “don’t get into a physical altercation with children” age range. Perhaps the man just really needs a new towel to wipe those prideful tears from his eyes after going home from the tennis match all alone. To see the video, simply CLICK HERE.

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