If it wasn’t for the candy or food being visible in these photos, I’m pretty sure that I’d be in dark as to whether these kids have smeared doodoo or chocolate all over their faces. Because in my 27-years of experience, candy doesn’t spread everywhere like this. But what do I know? Kids are pretty d*mn imaginative and if they can find ways to sneak out of their house and get stuck in claw machines, they can find ways to turn a lollipop into the scene of a double-homicide. So cute!
So in honor of all the COED readers who might have had children a little too soon (or perhaps this should serve as a warning) here’s a heads-up as to what to expect with Easter.