Animals On Motorcycles Are The Real Road Warriors [PHOTOS]

Just because pets and other animals lack opposable thumbs doesn’t mean that they don’t like to rule the open road. Everything likes the feel of wind on their face and the tarmac in their view.

For those of you who think that we’ve already posted these road warriors before, you’re confused. You must be referring to our extensive photo op-ed of monkeys riding other animals like they’re people. Animals are animals. Motorcycles are “iron horses”–it’s a figment of speech. Get it right, bub.

In all seriousness, though, I’m pretty impressed by some of these bikers. How the f*ck do they train a cow to sit still on a scooter as they drive from one bar to the next (because let’s be honest, you ‘ve got to be drunk to try that out).