Beware The Running of the Pigs In China [VIDEO]

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrEM2-VZlxU]
Okay, so we’re pretty sure that this in China, and we’ll take a total stranger’s word that this video was filmed in a tourist area, but that’s really about all that we can sort of confirm about this video of pigs attacking people. For all we know, it could be the same three pigs causing a commotion. Furthermore, there might be a difference between a wild boar and a pig, but we don’t really know enough about the porcine sciences to be sure about that. We just know that if these things were chasing after us, then we’d probably be screaming “Killer pig!” instead of “Killer wild boar!” because that would be less tiring.
But we’re not the ones being chased by the pigs in this video, so we’ll just enjoy the action and be glad that we’re working in Manhattan–where we don’t have to worry about anything more than our daily routine of almost getting into a fist fight with a different homeless person every morning at Dunkin’ Donuts. And there’s never been more than one of them chasing us on any given day.