movie-reviews

  • “Draft Day” is a Football Movie for Your Mom [FILM REVIEW]

    It's a two-hour commercial for the NFL's most geeked-over event--and a love story and a tale of redemption and self-discovery that still isn't much of a drama...

  • “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” Flies Mixed Colors [FILM REVIEW]

    The story's a mess, but the latest from Marvel Studios takes this superhero into some amazing new directions..

  • 6 REASONS WHY THIS WEEKEND WON’T SUCK [MARCH 28TH-MARCH 30TH]

    Was it just us, or did this week seem especially long? It seemed long to us. But now we’ve got a fantastic weekend…

  • “Divergent” Heads Straight Into Dull Teen Territory [FILM REVIEW]

    It's the latest would-be trilogy in the YA Adaptation Sweepstakes--and this is one plodding tale of futuristic frat gangs..

  • 9 Reasons Why This Weekend Won’t Suck [March 14th-16th]

    What’s going to keep COED staffers living through the weekend that they were supposedly working for? Glad you as…

  • “300: Rise of an Empire” Sinks and Stinks [MOVIE REVIEW]

    300: Rise of an Empire tries to launch an empire that'd be better off with a tactical retreat...

  • “Non-Stop” Stalls In Mid-Air, Nosedives From There [MOVIE REVIEW]

    Non-Stop offers plenty of suspense--as you wait to see just how bad the movie can get after the first 30 minutes...

  • “3 Days To Kill” Is a Daze of a Spy Flick [MOVIE REVIEW]

    With everything from bicycle lessons to smoke-obscured lesbians, 3 Days to Kill should be this year's weirdest spy story...

  • ‘The Monuments Men’ is monumentally awful [MOVIE REVIEW]

    We try to figure out why The Monuments Men goes to war against exciting filmmaking!

  • “Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit” Makes Spy Games Dull [MOVIE REVIEW]

    Phil is an author, blogger and Twitterer. RATING: 2 stars (out of 4) When you hear there’s a movie called Jac…

  • “Robocop” Reboot Video: Omnicorp Takes Over CES 2027

    The Robocop reboot is knocking out some more viral video, with the ever-busy Omnicorp taking the lead during the Consum…

  • Netflix New Films Include Lots Of Manly Movies [VIDEO]

    Win some, lose some--and check out the full list of the manliest movies recently added to Netflix!

  • “Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones” is Markedly Mediocre [FILM REVIEW]

    It's another Paranormal Activity movie--is it paranormally entertaining?

  • “47 Ronin” And Other Last Big Bombs for 2013 [VIDEO]

    Find out which big stars fizzled at the weekend box-office! (Yeah, we called it on 47 Ronin...)

  • “THE HOBBIT: THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG” Is Kick-Ass Dwarf/Elf Action [MOVIE REVIEW]

    If you're the kind of guy who likes movies where things happen, then you're going to be really happy with Peter Jackson's latest Hobbit epic!

  • NEW RELEASES: ‘CALL OF DUTY: GHOSTS,’ ‘MAN OF STEEL’ & MORE [GAMES & DVD ROUNDUP]

    Every year as the holidays draw near, gamers get that special feeling inside. You know, the one that makes them want to go…

  • NEW RELEASES: ‘BATTLEFIELD 4,’ ‘WHITE HOUSE DOWN’ & MORE [GAMES & DVD ROUNDUP]

    In the final weeks before the PlayStation 4 and Xbox One break through the wall like the Kool-Aid Man, game publishers ar…

  • ‘GRAVITY’ SHOWS SPACE DRAMA CAN WORK WITHOUT ALIENS & LASERS [MOVIE REVIEW]

    A space movie not all about blasting aliens with laser guns? Sign us up.

  • Rottentomatoes.com is Full of Lies…Sort Of

    Rottentomatoes.com is a marvelous website, but I recently found out that it may be lying to all of us. If you don’t know wh…

  • Mr. Skin is a Real Website…Who Knew?

    Once again, I have underestimated human nature’s obsession with sex and nudity. My little naive self actually thoug…

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