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Jul 17, 2015

Adam Sandler’s Bad Movies Keep Getting Worse

Adam Sandler‘s newest film Pixels is set to debut later this month, and if you’re anything like us, you’re probably...

Nov 14, 2014

“Dumb and Dumber To”: 10 Film Critics Grudgingly Admit They Like The Movie [REVIEW ROUNDUP]

The reviews are in for Dumb and Dumber To–and it’s no big surprise that a lot of critics are out...

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Nov 7, 2014

10 Ways You Can Fake Seeing ‘Interstellar’ (After Seeing ‘Big Hero 6’ Instead)

Interstellar is in theaters, and it’s a critically acclaimed sci-fi saga that everybody’s talking about–but it’s also about three hours...

Aug 22, 2014

10 Things Guys Need To Know About “Sin City: A Dame To Kill For”

Hey, we only had to wait for a decade for the second Sin City movie–and Sin City: A Dame to...

Aug 8, 2014

10 Things Guys Need To Know About TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES

We're thinking that guys are more interested in the trailers than in actually watching this reboot of our childhood heroes--but here's some help in deciding where to spend your movie money...

Jul 25, 2014

10 Things Guys Need To Know About “Hercules”

Maybe you were planning to see Hercules while you were really drunk, since this epic historical actioner sure looks kind...

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Jul 11, 2014

“Dawn of the Planet of the Apes” Ranks With Best of the Series [REVIEW]

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes isn't just a great movie--it also improves some of other movies in the Apes franchise...

10 Things Guys Should Know About “Transformers: The Age of Extinction”

  Transformers 4: Age of Extinction is in theaters now, and it’s the kind of movie that creates some serious...

Jun 27, 2014

“22 Jump Street” Stinks Up the Neighborhood [FILM REVIEW]

The movie knows that it's a shameless rehash--and even the characters admit it--but that can't save 22 Jump Street from being another disappointing sequel...

Jun 13, 2014

10 Things Guys Should Know About “Edge of Tomorrow”

The critics were all set to goof on how much fun it is to watch Tom Cruise get killed multiple...

Jun 6, 2014

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May 23, 2014

“X-Men: Days of Future Past”: 10 Mutants & What They Mean [FILM REVIEW]

We run down the most important (or interesting) mutants in X-Men: Days of Future Past--and add in GIFs, because that's easier than writing...

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May 23, 2014

“Blended” Slices & Dices Memories of Sandler & Barrymore [FILM REVIEW]

If you liked The Wedding Singer and 50 First Dates--boy, will you hate yourself for wasting money on Blended...

May 16, 2014

10 Things Guys Need To Know About “GODZILLA” [MOVIE REVIEW]

Check out the most vital info on the amazing new Godzilla movie--mostly told via GIFs, because that's easier than writing...

May 16, 2014

“Million Dollar Arm” Strikes Out With $5 Script [FILM REVIEW]

Slumdog Millionaire meets The Rookie, and both walk away after two hours in a lonely walk of shame...

May 9, 2014

10 Things Guys Need To Know About “Neighbors” [MOVIE REVIEW]

Neighbors hits the multiplexes this weekend as a big surprise on the level of This Is The End–meaning a seemingly...

May 2, 2014

“Amazing Spider-Man 2”: 10 Things Guys Need To Know…

Amazing Spider-Man 2 is in theaters now, and–well, it’s not as bad as the first Amazing Spider-Man. We don’t have...

Apr 25, 2014

“The Quiet Ones” Turns Quiet Intensity Into Boring Horror [FILM REVIEW]

It's tough to make a serious-minded, frightening horror movie--so The Quiet Ones embraces its PG-13 rating and lulls you to sleep...

Apr 18, 2014

“Transcendence” Bows Down To Computer Overlords In Style [FILM REVIEW]

Johnny Depp takes over cyberspace and heads on to the world in Transcendence--for a dire cyberpunk future that'll freak you out with great storytelling...

Apr 9, 2014

“Draft Day” is a Football Movie for Your Mom [FILM REVIEW]

It's a two-hour commercial for the NFL's most geeked-over event--and a love story and a tale of redemption and self-discovery that still isn't much of a drama...

Apr 4, 2014

“Captain America: The Winter Soldier” Flies Mixed Colors [FILM REVIEW]

The story's a mess, but the latest from Marvel Studios takes this superhero into some amazing new directions..

Mar 28, 2014

6 REASONS WHY THIS WEEKEND WON’T SUCK [MARCH 28TH-MARCH 30TH]

Was it just us, or did this week seem especially long? It seemed long to us. But now we’ve got...

Mar 28, 2014

“Noah” makes the Great Flood a grating dud [MOVIE REVIEW]

Noah offers lots of beautiful imagery--but it's water, water everywhere, and not a stop to think...

Mar 19, 2014

“Divergent” Heads Straight Into Dull Teen Territory [FILM REVIEW]

It's the latest would-be trilogy in the YA Adaptation Sweepstakes--and this is one plodding tale of futuristic frat gangs..

Mar 14, 2014

9 Reasons Why This Weekend Won’t Suck [March 14th-16th]

What’s going to keep COED staffers living through the weekend that they were supposedly working for? Glad you asked. Certain...

Mar 7, 2014

“300: Rise of an Empire” Sinks and Stinks [MOVIE REVIEW]

300: Rise of an Empire tries to launch an empire that'd be better off with a tactical retreat...

Feb 28, 2014

“Non-Stop” Stalls In Mid-Air, Nosedives From There [MOVIE REVIEW]

Non-Stop offers plenty of suspense--as you wait to see just how bad the movie can get after the first 30 minutes...

Feb 21, 2014

“3 Days To Kill” Is a Daze of a Spy Flick [MOVIE REVIEW]

With everything from bicycle lessons to smoke-obscured lesbians, 3 Days to Kill should be this year's weirdest spy story...

Feb 7, 2014

‘The Monuments Men’ is monumentally awful [MOVIE REVIEW]

We try to figure out why The Monuments Men goes to war against exciting filmmaking!

Jan 17, 2014

“Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit” Makes Spy Games Dull [MOVIE REVIEW]

Phil is an authorblogger and Twitterer. RATING: 2 stars (out of 4) When you hear there’s a...

Jan 8, 2014

“Robocop” Reboot Video: Omnicorp Takes Over CES 2027

The Robocop reboot is knocking out some more viral video, with the ever-busy Omnicorp taking the lead during the Consumer...

Jan 6, 2014

Netflix New Films Include Lots Of Manly Movies [VIDEO]

Win some, lose some--and check out the full list of the manliest movies recently added to Netflix!

Jan 3, 2014

“Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones” is Markedly Mediocre [FILM REVIEW]

It's another Paranormal Activity movie--is it paranormally entertaining?

Dec 27, 2013

“47 Ronin” And Other Last Big Bombs for 2013 [VIDEO]

Find out which big stars fizzled at the weekend box-office! (Yeah, we called it on 47 Ronin...)

Dec 13, 2013

“THE HOBBIT: THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG” Is Kick-Ass Dwarf/Elf Action [MOVIE REVIEW]

If you're the kind of guy who likes movies where things happen, then you're going to be really happy with Peter Jackson's latest Hobbit epic!

Nov 12, 2013

NEW RELEASES: ‘CALL OF DUTY: GHOSTS,’ ‘MAN OF STEEL’ & MORE [GAMES & DVD ROUNDUP]

Every year as the holidays draw near, gamers get that special feeling inside. You know, the one that makes them...

Nov 5, 2013

NEW RELEASES: ‘BATTLEFIELD 4,’ ‘WHITE HOUSE DOWN’ & MORE [GAMES & DVD ROUNDUP]

In the final weeks before the PlayStation 4 and Xbox One break through the wall like the Kool-Aid Man, game...

Oct 4, 2013

‘GRAVITY’ SHOWS SPACE DRAMA CAN WORK WITHOUT ALIENS & LASERS [MOVIE REVIEW]

A space movie not all about blasting aliens with laser guns? Sign us up.

Jul 17, 2008

Rottentomatoes.com is Full of Lies…Sort Of

Rottentomatoes.com is a marvelous website, but I recently found out that it may be lying to all of us. If...

Jul 25, 2007

Mr. Skin is a Real Website…Who Knew?

Once again, I have underestimated human nature’s obsession with sex and nudity. My little naive self actually thought that the...