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  • This Anti-Smoking Campaign Is The Best Fart Joke We’ve Heard In Weeks [VIDEO]

    If you don’t like watching girls fart repeatedly, don’t watch this video…

  • 10 Best Protest Signs Of All Time [PHOTOS]

    It seems like there’s more protests each year these days.…

  • Yes, This Most Awesome Use of ‘Your Mom’ Ever Detention Slip Moment Happened [PIC DUMP]

    There’s something refreshing about knowing that even though today’s kids have toys and games we never ha…

  • It’s A New Semester At Cartoon University [LINKS]

    • Even The Lord Of The Thundercats Gains The "Freshman 15" • Cute Dog Ruins Women's Soccer Match • Maxim Gets Their Hands On The Nintendo 3DSCharlies Sheen's Bangin' 7 Tracks To Have Sex To • See The Trailer For The "First Horror Film In One Continuous Shot" • 6 Brilliant Inventions That Look Like Gag Gifts See More Awesome Links!

  • Hot Girl Bed Prank [Video]

    We all love hot chicks. I mean, really - everybody loves a hot chick. But one of the best ways to make a hot chick even better is to prank her. Take this hot blondie, for example. She's obviously hot, but after her BF puts a fake head in her bed, she gets 10x better. I swear...

  • Laser Guided Doberman Attack

    As a man, one of the primary goals of each and every day is keeping fire and sharp objects as far away from my crotch as possible. And at the top of that list of sharp objects is the Doberman Pincher. Unfortunately, when you have an a$$hole dad with a laser pointer, that task becomes infinitely more difficult.

  • The Megan Fox Sex Soundboard

    We all know that Megan Fox has said some pretty ridiculous things - things that are so absurd, they've actually made her less hot (yes, it's possible). But instead of focusing on the negative (this time), we've put together the Megan Fox Sex Soundboard. So now, any time she says something off-putting, just play one of these little clips and you'll be back in fantasy land in no time.

  • Kanye Says South Park Set Him Straight

    Wednesday night, South Park's new episode tore Kanye West a new one (see clip below), for being such an arrogant douche. But it looks like the hitmaker has seen the light, having responded to the episode on his blog with surprising self-reflection from someone who's already announced themself to be the "voice of this generation."

  • The 13 Sexiest Genocidal Dictators (NSFW)

    Ask and ye shall receive, fellow Internetters. COED magazine has a penchant for slapping together lists with subjects that tread the ground between the sexist, offensive and the inexcusable. As long as it's done in bad taste, we are satisfied with the end product. This right here, is no exception...

  • How To Hurt Children

    Once you're an adult, Christmas pretty much just becomes a time to give kids a bunch of crap they probably don't need. So once you're done thoroughly spoiling them this holiday season, it's time to teach the little buggers a lesson. Now, hurting a kid is not as easy as you might think...

  • The COED Answer Mime Takes Your Questions…

    Here at COED Magazine, we receive enormous amounts of fan mail every day. Some of it just says how awesome we are, while ot…

  • 5 Things Rachel Maddow Should Consider to Conceal Her Adam’s Apple

    Don’t get us wrong – we really like Rachel Maddow. Her analysis is tempered and even-handed. All in all, sh…

  • Joke 6

    Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne? A: Acne doesn’t come on a boys face until afte…

  • Joke 7

    Q: How do you get a nun pregnant? A: Dress her up like an altar boy.…

  • Joke 19

    Q: Why Do They Using Mexicans Instead Of Laboratory Rats In Experiments Now? A: Mexicans breed faster and you don’…

  • Joke 18

    Q: What do you get when cross an Italian with a gorilla? A: A retarded gorilla…

  • Joke 3

    Q: What is the best part about having sex with a 5 year old? A: Their hand makes your d–k look bigger! BONUS: Q: What i…

  • Joke 17

    Q: How did Jesus walk on water? A: Shit floats.…

  • Joke 16

    Q: How much does Jesus love you? A: (Spread arms and look mopey) This much.…

  • Joke 15

    Q: How many house wives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None! What the f–k are they doing out of the kitchen!…

  • Joke 2

    Q: A man walks into the bar and sees a sign: Handjob: $5 Cheese sandwich: $2 He walks over to the bartender, a big boobied bl…

  • Joke 14

    Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: Take your foot off its head!…

  • Joke 1

    Q: A girl came home from a date. Her mother had waited up for her, and when the girl walked in the door, the mother noticed sh…

  • Get Your Booty: A (Self-Proclaimed) Player’s Guide to Getting a Girl

    There may come a time in your college experience when you are required to talk another person, and in some extreme cases,…

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