film reviews
Jul 11, 2014Movies
“Dawn of the Planet of the Apes” Ranks With Best of the Series [REVIEW]

“Dawn of the Planet of the Apes” Ranks With Best of the Series [REVIEW]

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes isn't just a great movie--it also improves some of other movies in the Apes franchise...

May 23, 2014Movies
“X-Men: Days of Future Past”: 10 Mutants & What They Mean [FILM REVIEW]

“X-Men: Days of Future Past”: 10 Mutants & What They Mean [FILM REVIEW]

We run down the most important (or interesting) mutants in X-Men: Days of Future Past--and add in GIFs, because that's easier than writing...

May 23, 2014Entertainment
“Blended” Slices & Dices Memories of Sandler & Barrymore [FILM REVIEW]

“Blended” Slices & Dices Memories of Sandler & Barrymore [FILM REVIEW]

If you liked The Wedding Singer and 50 First Dates--boy, will you hate yourself for wasting money on Blended...

May 16, 2014Entertainment
“Million Dollar Arm” Strikes Out With $5 Script [FILM REVIEW]

“Million Dollar Arm” Strikes Out With $5 Script [FILM REVIEW]

Slumdog Millionaire meets The Rookie, and both walk away after two hours in a lonely walk of shame...

May 9, 2014Movies
10 Things Guys Need To Know About “Neighbors” [MOVIE REVIEW]

10 Things Guys Need To Know About “Neighbors” [MOVIE REVIEW]

Neighbors hits the multiplexes this weekend as a big surprise on the level of This Is The End–meaning a seemingly...

May 2, 2014Movies
“Amazing Spider-Man 2”: 10 Things Guys Need To Know…

“Amazing Spider-Man 2”: 10 Things Guys Need To Know…

Amazing Spider-Man 2 is in theaters now, and–well, it’s not as bad as the first Amazing Spider-Man. We don’t have...

Apr 25, 2014Movies
“The Quiet Ones” Turns Quiet Intensity Into Boring Horror [FILM REVIEW]

“The Quiet Ones” Turns Quiet Intensity Into Boring Horror [FILM REVIEW]

It's tough to make a serious-minded, frightening horror movie--so The Quiet Ones embraces its PG-13 rating and lulls you to sleep...

Apr 18, 2014Movies
“Transcendence” Bows Down To Computer Overlords In Style [FILM REVIEW]

“Transcendence” Bows Down To Computer Overlords In Style [FILM REVIEW]

Johnny Depp takes over cyberspace and heads on to the world in Transcendence--for a dire cyberpunk future that'll freak you out with great storytelling...

Mar 28, 2014Entertainment
6 REASONS WHY THIS WEEKEND WON’T SUCK [MARCH 28TH-MARCH 30TH]

6 REASONS WHY THIS WEEKEND WON’T SUCK [MARCH 28TH-MARCH 30TH]

Was it just us, or did this week seem especially long? It seemed long to us. But now we’ve got...

Mar 28, 2014Entertainment
“Noah” makes the Great Flood a grating dud [MOVIE REVIEW]

“Noah” makes the Great Flood a grating dud [MOVIE REVIEW]

Noah offers lots of beautiful imagery--but it's water, water everywhere, and not a stop to think...

Mar 19, 2014Movies
“Divergent” Heads Straight Into Dull Teen Territory [FILM REVIEW]

“Divergent” Heads Straight Into Dull Teen Territory [FILM REVIEW]

It's the latest would-be trilogy in the YA Adaptation Sweepstakes--and this is one plodding tale of futuristic frat gangs..

Mar 7, 2014Movies
“300: Rise of an Empire” Sinks and Stinks [MOVIE REVIEW]

“300: Rise of an Empire” Sinks and Stinks [MOVIE REVIEW]

300: Rise of an Empire tries to launch an empire that'd be better off with a tactical retreat...

Feb 28, 2014Movies
“Non-Stop” Stalls In Mid-Air, Nosedives From There [MOVIE REVIEW]

“Non-Stop” Stalls In Mid-Air, Nosedives From There [MOVIE REVIEW]

Non-Stop offers plenty of suspense--as you wait to see just how bad the movie can get after the first 30 minutes...

Feb 14, 2014Entertainment
‘About Last Night’ is as forgettable as a hangover [MOVIE REVIEW]

‘About Last Night’ is as forgettable as a hangover [MOVIE REVIEW]

Kevin Hart can't get the audience to ride along for another good time at the movies this Valentine's Day...