film reviews

  • “Dawn of the Planet of the Apes” Ranks With Best of the Series [REVIEW]

    Dawn of the Planet of the Apes isn't just a great movie--it also improves some of other movies in the Apes franchise...

  • “X-Men: Days of Future Past”: 10 Mutants & What They Mean [FILM REVIEW]

    We run down the most important (or interesting) mutants in X-Men: Days of Future Past--and add in GIFs, because that's easier than writing...

  • “Blended” Slices & Dices Memories of Sandler & Barrymore [FILM REVIEW]

    If you liked The Wedding Singer and 50 First Dates--boy, will you hate yourself for wasting money on Blended...

  • “Million Dollar Arm” Strikes Out With $5 Script [FILM REVIEW]

    Slumdog Millionaire meets The Rookie, and both walk away after two hours in a lonely walk of shame...

  • 10 Things Guys Need To Know About “Neighbors” [MOVIE REVIEW]

    Neighbors hits the multiplexes this weekend as a big surprise on the level of This Is The End–meaning a seemingly…

  • “Amazing Spider-Man 2″: 10 Things Guys Need To Know…

    Amazing Spider-Man 2 is in theaters now, and–well, it’s not as bad as the first Amazing Spider-Man. We don…

  • “The Quiet Ones” Turns Quiet Intensity Into Boring Horror [FILM REVIEW]

    It's tough to make a serious-minded, frightening horror movie--so The Quiet Ones embraces its PG-13 rating and lulls you to sleep...

  • “Transcendence” Bows Down To Computer Overlords In Style [FILM REVIEW]

    Johnny Depp takes over cyberspace and heads on to the world in Transcendence--for a dire cyberpunk future that'll freak you out with great storytelling...

  • 6 REASONS WHY THIS WEEKEND WON’T SUCK [MARCH 28TH-MARCH 30TH]

    Was it just us, or did this week seem especially long? It seemed long to us. But now we’ve got a fantastic weekend…

  • “Divergent” Heads Straight Into Dull Teen Territory [FILM REVIEW]

    It's the latest would-be trilogy in the YA Adaptation Sweepstakes--and this is one plodding tale of futuristic frat gangs..

  • “300: Rise of an Empire” Sinks and Stinks [MOVIE REVIEW]

    300: Rise of an Empire tries to launch an empire that'd be better off with a tactical retreat...

  • “Non-Stop” Stalls In Mid-Air, Nosedives From There [MOVIE REVIEW]

    Non-Stop offers plenty of suspense--as you wait to see just how bad the movie can get after the first 30 minutes...

  • ‘About Last Night’ is as forgettable as a hangover [MOVIE REVIEW]

    Kevin Hart can't get the audience to ride along for another good time at the movies this Valentine's Day...

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