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Sep 16, 2015

South Park: Top 5 Funniest & Most Offensive Episodes Ever

South Park is one of the most successful cartoons of all time. What started out as a modestly crude, shock...

Jun 28, 2014

Zombie Love With Aubrey Plaza In New “Life After Beth” Trailer [VIDEO]

Jeff Baena–the co-writer of David O. Russell’s I ♥ Huckabees–is making his directorial debut this summer with the romantic zombie...

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Jun 8, 2014

“Gremlins” Turns 30: 5 Reasons It’s Just As Good As “Ghostbusters”

June 8, 1984 was quite a day to be alive. Two classic comedies with twisted sensibilities were released that day,...

Feb 21, 2014

Clip From Awesome New Comedy Central Show “Review” [Video]

Everyone’s favorite TV principal, Andy Daly, is back with a brand new show on Comedy Central, Review.

Oct 21, 2013

New Epic Rap Battles of History: Blackbeard vs. Al Capone [VIDEO]

The geniuses behind the Epic Rap Battles of History have struck again–with a quick trip down to the costume shop...

Jul 27, 2013

See How Link From Legend Of Zelda Looks In Ten Different Cartoons

This artist drew Link as if he were a character on ten different animated shows, and they’re pretty damn cool...

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Jul 21, 2013

Mr. Forthright Has Given Surprisingly Great Advice [VIDEOS]

Mr. Forthright is healthy again, so he’ll be making his weird yet hysterical advice videos once again...

You Look Like You Need A Tiny Diaper For Your Penis [VIDEO]

The Above Average guys have a promising invention in their tiny penis diaper...

Jul 13, 2013

7 Reasons Why This Week Won’t Suck [7/1 – 7/4]

You don't need to be reminded Mondays suck.

Jul 1, 2013

The Creators of ‘Reno 911!’ Have Made a Possession Film. No, Really.

My TV and I have really missed Reno 911! since Comedy Central cancelled it a few years ago. Granted, it...

Jun 27, 2013

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Jun 16, 2013

The Ten Best Extremely Decent Videos [VIDEOS]

The group has consistently made viral videos on YouTube, but you still may not have heard of them...

May 28, 2013

Comedy Central’s Getting All Up Inside Amy Again with Another Season of “Inside Amy Schumer”

There has been a serious shortage of women in comedy and I’m not just saying that because I still want...

May 5, 2013

Check Out These Italian Tornadoes [VIDEO]

What’s happening in Northern Italy is terrible, and we can probably thank global warming for the weird weather. You know...

Apr 14, 2013

This Anti-Smoking Campaign Is The Best Fart Joke We’ve Heard In Weeks [VIDEO]

If you don’t like watching girls fart repeatedly, don’t watch this video...

Apr 14, 2013

George Carlin’s Immortal Rant About Golf Rocks [VIDEO]

Check out George Carlin stand-up bit about how snobby golf is...

Jan 6, 2013

10 Best Protest Signs Of All Time [PHOTOS]

It seems like there’s more protests each year these days....

Jan 5, 2013

Why The World Needs Jose Canseco [PHOTOS]

As we’ve all been privileged to know and follow, Jose Canseco has been on Twitter for a little over two...

Nov 29, 2012

FRIDAY: Stand Up Comedy Open Mic #11 [SPREECAST]

Are you funny? Do you like watching stand up comedy? Friday means: Comedy Vertical Stand Up Open Mic. Want to...

Nov 16, 2012

Today: Stand Up Comedy Open Mic #10 [SPREECAST]

Are you funny? Do you like watching stand up comedy? Friday means: Comedy Vertical Stand Up Open Mic. Want to...

Nov 9, 2012

Today: Stand Up Comedy Open Mic #9 [SPREECAST]

Are you funny? Do you like watching stand up comedy? Friday means: Comedy Vertical Stand Up Open Mic. Want to...

Nov 1, 2012

Friday: Stand Up Comedy Open Mic #8 [SPREECAST]

Are you funny? Do you like watching funny people? Friday means: Comedy Vertical Stand Up Open Mic. Want to try...

Oct 25, 2012

FRIDAY: Comedy Vertical Stand Up Open Mic #7

Friday means: Comedy Vertical Stand Up Open Mic. Want to try stand up comedy? Sign up – and perform 2-3...

Oct 22, 2012

Eddie Pepitone Interview: The Bitter Buddha Speaks to Bob and Derek

Eddie Pepitone is the ultimate comedian’s comedian. The star of the new documentary, Bitter Buddha, has appeared on Conan, The...

Oct 18, 2012

FRIDAY: Comedy Vertical Stand Up Open Mic #6

Friday means: Comedy Vertical Stand Up Open Mic. Want to try stand up comedy? Sign up – and perform 2-3...

Oct 15, 2012

Nikki Limo [See Her Tonight on HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER]

13 pics + video!! Everyone's getting married on How I Met Your Mother, but the sitcom still regularly features hot babes. Tonight's gal has some real brains, too. Just check out the comedy stylings of Nikki Limo in her "Lez Be Friends" comedy sketch, along with some serious pics that'll get you ready to ride this Limo anytime...

Oct 11, 2012

FRIDAY: Comedy Vertical Stand Up Open Mic #5

Want to try stand up comedy? Sign up – and perform 2-3 minutes via Spreecast. It’s Just like a comedy...

Oct 9, 2012

Hacky Jack Nicholson Impressions Up The Ying-Yang [COMEDY VIDEO]

The hackiest thing a comedian could do is a Jack Nicholson impression. The feat involves putting on some dark sunglasses,...

Oct 8, 2012

What Comedians Looked Like When They Were Younger

Fact of life: Everyone ages. Whether you’re Oprah Winfrey or Charles Manson, your skin is going to get wrinklier, your...

Oct 7, 2012

Constructive Comedy: I’m a Boss Parody – A Day With RICK ROSS [COMEDY VIDEO]

More funny from our friends at Constructive Comedy. What would you do if rapper Rick Ross showed up at your...

Oct 6, 2012

Drinking Real Beer While Using iBeer Virtual Beer App! [COMEDY TECH]

It’s a familiar scenario – you’re waiting in line at one of the most boring places in the world –...

Oct 5, 2012

Did You Miss Today’s Comedy Vertical Stand Up Open Mic?

Did you miss this week’s live, streaming Comedy Vertical Stand Up Open Mic? No need to cry; we have it...

Oct 2, 2012

Bar Refaeli Launches Sex Tape Kickstarter [VIDEO]

People fund a lot of crazy things on Kickstarter: movies no one wants to see, music no one wants to...

Oct 1, 2012

LIVE INTERVIEW with Tom Green [SPREECAST]

The legendary Tom Green is coming to the Comedy Vertical tomorrow (Tuesday) at 12:00 pm EST. Needless to say, we...

Sep 28, 2012

Constructive Comedy: Gossip Guys and Clumsy Carl [COMEDY VIDEO]

Our Canadian sketch friends, Constructive Comedy, have a great video for you – especially if you love exploding babies and...

Sep 27, 2012

Comedy Vertical Open Mic #3 [SPREECAST]

We’re giving you another chance to do stand up comedy via your webcam. Live, tomorrow (Friday) at 3pm EST: Comedy ...

Sep 27, 2012

Carrot Top Holds Up Objects [CLASSIC COMEDY OF THE DAY]

Hate him or simply dislike him, Carrot Top is a comedy icon. The redheaded wonder brought holding up objects and...

Sep 26, 2012

Grad School Is A Scam But You Already Knew That [VIDEO]

Just wait until they unleash the "having a job" scam on you. You have to do all this stuff you don't like for people you don't care about. And it's like a massive pyramid scheme where the people at the top don't do sh*t but for some reason they make like ten times more money than you. It's awful.

Sep 25, 2012

8 Most Annoying Things People Do On Subways

Nobody, in the history of mankind, has ever spoken highly of riding the subway. You’ll never hear someone say “Oh,...

Sep 24, 2012

Louie CK – The Very Early Years [CLASSIC COMEDY OF THE DAY]

When you watch Louie CK’s early stand up – you can hardly believe that it’s the same bitter-on-life Louie that...

Sep 21, 2012

Steven Wright on Letterman [CLASSIC COMEDY OF THE DAY]

Steven Wright is the Zen master of comedy. His jokes are constructed with the precision of a Swiss watch. The...

Sep 20, 2012

LIVE TOMORROW: Comedy Vertical Open Mic #2 [SPREECAST]

Live, tomorrow (Friday) at 3pm EST: Comedy Vertical Open Mic. Be a part of our new interactive feature that...

Sep 18, 2012

Groucho Marx’s Letter To Woody Allen and Other Hilarious Things From Around The Internet [COMEDY LINKS]

Whether you like it or not, COED Comedy isn’t the only website out there responsible for producing absolutely hilarious content....

Sep 18, 2012

Arianny Celeste [See Her Tonight on THE BURN WITH JEFF ROSS]

Arianny Celeste guests on The Burn with Jeff Ross (10:30 pm EST, Comedy Central) We’ve adored Arianny Celeste while she’s...

Sep 17, 2012

Today’s Comedy Vertical Open Mic [SPREECAST]

We kicked off our first installment of a new interactive feature: Comedy Vertical Open Mic. Today our San Francisco...

Sep 13, 2012

Zach Galifianakis at the Purple Onion [CLASSIC COMEDY OF THE DAY]

The legendary San Francisco venue, The Purple Onion, shut it’s doors this month. The club was one of the most...

Sep 10, 2012

Woody Allen and the Moose [CLASSIC COMEDY OF THE DAY]

Before he was a filmmaker and creepy pedophile, Woody Allen was one hell of an innovative stand up comedian. His...

Sep 9, 2012

Martha O’Neill and Stupid Questions for Funny People

(Mr. Kaill continues his quest to ask as many stupid questions to as many professional funny people as humanly possible.)...

Sep 7, 2012

Roseanne Barr: Domestic Goddess [CLASSIC COMEDY OF THE DAY]

Roseanne was the original “domestic goddess.” This is the classic routine that launched her career. Back in the day, if...

Sep 6, 2012

Chuck Lorre Doing Drama and J.J. Abrams Doing Comedy [COMEDY NEWS]

Welcome to Today’s Comedy News, a new feature here on COEDmagazine that brings you the part of comedy that generally...

Sep 6, 2012

George Carlin, Baseball and Football [CLASSIC COMEDY OF THE DAY]

This George Carlin classic routine always cracks me up. Mr. Carlin makes sharp comparisons between the game of baseball and football. ("In baseball you have extra innings. In football you have sudden death.") What makes this great bit soar is the way he takes on the characteristics of each sport. Just remember: "Baseball begins in the spring, the season of new life. Football begins in the fall, when everything's dying."

Sep 5, 2012

20 Comedians Who Have Hosted Game Shows

Who doesn’t love a good game show? I mean, what better way to spend your afternoon than watching other people...

Sep 5, 2012

Ellen’s Star, Michelle’s Speech, and Toothbrushes: Harmon and David Talk Crap [SPREECAST]

Ellen DeGeneres got a star on the Hollywood Boulevard. Michelle Obama gave a speech at the Democratic Convention. Astronauts used...

Sep 5, 2012

Steven Feinartz and Stupid Questions for Funny People

(Derek Kaill keeps stupidly asking, and people keep funnily answering – today is no exception) This week’s “victim” – HA!...

Sep 5, 2012

Yakov Smirnoff and ‘What a Country’ [CLASSIC COMEDY OF THE DAY]

Let’s salute Yakov Smirnoff – comedian from Russia. Before you dismiss the Russian King of Branson, Missouri, at one time...

Sep 4, 2012

Mitch Hedberg’s Donut Receipt [CLASSIC COMEDY OF THE DAY]

Mitch Hedberg is one of the most imitated comedians on the planet. When I was doing stand up in San...

Aug 31, 2012

Richard Pryor on Fire [CLASSIC COMEDY OF THE DAY]

I believe the best comedy has a little bit of pain attached to it. In the early `80’s, comedian Richard...

Aug 23, 2012

The TRUTH About Voting: Lee Camp’s Moment of Clarity

Comedian Lee Camp thinks that women should withhold sex from any man that doesn’t vote this November. It’s perplexing to...

Aug 22, 2012

Jimmy Kimmel Moves To 11:35 and ‘The Office’ Nears The End [COMEDY NEWS]

Welcome to Today’s Comedy News, a new feature here on COEDmagazine that brings you the part of comedy that generally...

Aug 17, 2012

It’s Sexy Protest Time! [Cheap Date Tony]

What better way to arouse passion in a lady than by taking your girl out for a good old protest?...

Aug 15, 2012

20 Things You Didn’t Know About Steve Martin

August 14th was Steve Martin’s birthday—so we’re writing about him today because that’s just the kind of offbeat thing that...

Aug 15, 2012

Lars Classington and Stupid Questions for Funny People

And now, my friends, please brace yourselves for a longer and more frightening answer than we’d thus far encountered. I...

Aug 15, 2012

HBO Orders New Pilot and Martin Sheen Coming To FX [COMEDY NEWS]

Welcome to Today’s Comedy News, a new feature here on COEDmagazine that brings you the part of comedy that generally...

Aug 15, 2012

Was Benny Hill Really a Creepy Rapist? [VIDEO]

Benny Hill is a British comedy icon. He’s one of the most recognizable comedic faces on the planet. His TV...

Aug 14, 2012

Steven Weber and Stupid Questions For Funny People

(NOTE: Derek Kaill is our latest regular contributor. He’s Canadian. We don’t hold that against him.)  In our hot seat...

Aug 13, 2012

Stupid Questions for Funny People

(NOTE: Derek Kaill is our latest regular contributor. He is a comedian based in Canada. We wont hold that against...

Aug 8, 2012

Fostering a Dog is a Babe Magnet [Cheap Date Tony]

Women love dogs. A canine is a surefire way to meet hot poonanny. One problem: Living in a city where...

Aug 6, 2012

Comedian Catchphrases: Want To Create Your Own?

Great funnymen have great catchphrases. All the legendary comedians have that one classic line which ingrains itself into the recesses...

Aug 2, 2012

Philly D Covers Olympics Better Than Bob Costas—And Adds Hot Models! [VIDEO]

It’s getting harder to keep up with Philly D nowadays. The crazed Youtube commentator (known to regular folks as Philip...

Aug 1, 2012

How Volunteering At A Hospital Can Resuscitate Your Love Life [CHEAP DATE TONY]

It’s fun to volunteer at your local hospital, and a great place to meet the ladies. Especially if you can...

Jul 30, 2012

Child Ventriloquist: Don’t Quit Your Day Job!

Yes, we are pleased to announce a new feature to our comedy vertical……CHILD VENTRILOQUISTS!!!! We feel it’s our duty to...

Jul 30, 2012

Paula Poundstone on Late Night Television [COMEDY TONIGHT)

With both Jimmy Fallon and Jay Leno not airing tonight, it’s a pretty slow day for comedy. The only offering...

Jul 30, 2012

Comedian Lee Camp’s Defense Of Bad Words [VIDEO]

WARNING: A rant about the defense of bad words is going to contain LOTS AND LOTS of bad words....

Jul 25, 2012

82 “You’re Doing It Wrong” Demotivational Posters Done Right

Ever get the feeling you're doing it wrong? Yeah, so do we--so let's take comfort in knowing there are people doing it wrong even worse than we've been doing it wrong. Check out these motivational posters of folks who really, truly can't seem to do things right. Here are 82 reasons to feel better about yourself—featuring everything from criminally stupid guys to gorgeously wrong babes!

Jul 25, 2012

COED Staff Survey: Bad Break-Up Stories

Is everybody enjoying their summertime romances? Well, you'll be breaking up soon enough. Sorry to be a downer like that, but we've seen it happen. A lot. In fact, even a COED staffer can suffer through the end of a relationship. Check out these stories from the COED roundtable about the end of our epic love affairs. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll kiss a few productive minutes at the office goodbye...

Jul 24, 2012

6 Reasons To Spend the Day at the Library [CHEAP DATE TONY]

The library is a great way to spend the day–and it’s free! There’s never any cover charge. Street people sleep...

Jul 23, 2012

20 Reasons Why This Week Won’t Suck [July 23—29]

If you’re a sports fan, then you can be really excited that the Olympics are about to start! If you’re...

Jul 23, 2012

Twitter’s Top 20 Choices For #RemoveOneLetterFilms

You know who had a good time at the movies this weekend? The people of Twitter Nation, who rallied around...

Jul 21, 2012

3 Ways to Get Attention

Do you find it hard to get attention? While people talk to you, do you find that their focus diverts...