Don’t Worry, America: The Army is Prepared to Deal with Zombies

The sequester cuts that went through last March made a lot of stomach acid churn across the nation. They took a chainsaw t…

Danny Gallagher | April 12, 2013 4:15 pm

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Watch This F-35 Stealth Bomber Look Like A UFO [VIDEO]

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Charlie | April 6, 2013 3:30 pm

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‘Disarmingly’ Cute Service Dogs [43 PHOTOS]

There’s an extraordinary effect police or military working dogs have on a person’s emotions. We all know…

Wyatt | March 15, 2013 12:15 pm

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Win The Battle Against Your Alcoholism With This Green Army Man Bottle Opener

Drinking beer is always fun. And if you drink enough, you often revert back to a childlike state. So here’s the per…

Mike | January 21, 2013 2:02 pm

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Army Cheerleaders [PHOTOS]

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J Bryant | October 1, 2012 12:56 pm

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You Better Not Be Naughty, Santa’s Packin’ [30 PHOTOS]

He sees you when you’re sleeping and he has a red dot right on your motherf***ing forehead, so recognize fool! While most citizens believe that Navy Seal Team 6 knocked off Bin Laden, truth is jolly ol’ St. Nick capped that lanky bearded a-hole. In all seriousness, as the holidays approach and we get together with family and friends for some peppermint schnapps and gingerbread fruitcakes, the men and women serving our country are out there preserving freedom, justice, and the American way. We salute them with this photo gallery of Christmas-themed military photos that will serve as a friendly reminder to terrorists on the naughty list – Military Santa don’t deliver coal, homey.

Wyatt | December 15, 2011 11:30 am

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Veterans Day 2011: Women In (Bodypainted) Uniform [54 PHOTOS]

November 11th is Veterans Day, a federal holiday in which we remember those 24.9 million peeps who served our country in the armed forces. And, if you’re in the Armed Forces, you should probably eat all of your meals at Applebee’s it’ll be free on 11/11. Originally I thought that would suck to be a waiter on that day, but you must get crazy good tips. I’ve also got a really great tip: men in uniform are hot (don’t ask, don’t tell) but women in body painted uniforms are hotter. Check ‘em out in our glorious gallery after the jump.

Neal - Johns Hopkins | November 11, 2011 12:00 pm

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5 High-Tech Weapons You Wouldn’t Have Believed Existed

Thanks to the wonders of technology, weapons systems have advanced to the stage where there no longer need to be any moving parts. Furthermore, weapons that the general public knows as “futuristic” are considered yesterday’s news to the shadowy, corporate weapons developers. Our ignorance doesn’t take away from the fact that what these companies have released to the public is completely mind-blowing. It really makes you wonder what kinds of killer merchandise they have in the works right now. All we can show you are five of the most high-tech weapons you wouldn’t believe existed but do — they’re after the jump!

Matt-Sinclair | November 5, 2011 3:30 pm

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WTF News Of The Day: Pot Catapult, Invisible Squid Soldiers, and Mass Breastfeeding

The AP reports National Guard troops at the Naco Border Patrol Station observed several people launching packages over the International Border fence via a catapult last week.

Mexican officials seized about 45 pounds of marijuana, an SUV, the catapult device, and a partridge in a pear tree.

Apparently, Mexico just entered Medieval Times… and I ain’t talkin’ bout no theme restaurant (which is awesome, btw). I think it would be funny if a movie were made about this story and one of the drug smugglers got real pissed at his gf for disobedience so he catapults her across the border. Then when he’s asked what happened to her, he goes, “it was just a fling”. Please mail Oscars to the office. Thanks, Academy.

Neal - Johns Hopkins | January 27, 2011 11:30 am

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Saving The Best for Last: Army/Navy [COLLEGE FOOTBALL]

This weekend there’s only one FBS game on the schedule and it kicks off at 2:30 pm EST at Lincoln Financial Field. I’m talking about the 111^th edition of the Army/ Navy game, one of the oldest rivalries in the nation. Navy has been on a winning streak of late with eight wins in a row to take a 54-49-7 series lead.

Travis Pulver | December 11, 2010 9:00 am

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Awesome Alternative Venues For College Football’s Oldest Rivalries

The NHL had the bright idea of playing the “Winter Classic” outside at venues not typically used for hockey. The concept has since been adopted by the NCAA with ridiculous results. After this past weekend’s pretty awesome Illinois-Northwestern game at Wrigley and Notre Dame-Army game at Yankee Stadium, we at COED got to thinking: what other non-football venues would make for cool college football matchups?

Neal - Johns Hopkins | November 23, 2010 11:15 am

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theChive.com Introduces 2 Awesome New Blogs

The guys over at theChive have outdone themselves again. First they bring us the bustiest babe in America and now they bring us absolutely awesome auto photos at TheTHROTTLE and all around incredible military entertainment at theBrigade. The only thing better than that has to be the fact that big butts are back in a bootyful way.

COED Staff | July 17, 2010 3:00 pm

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Graduation is Looming in May, Now What?

This sucks. I busted my ass, did well in school, made smart choices. Now, I am graduating after four years of college that I paid for all myself – not through selling my “virginity” – but through loans. Now what?

Rob - UPENN | March 23, 2009 3:00 pm