Around this time of year, the public loses their collective mind over the fact that Starbucks dares to serve a Pumpkin Spice Latte. The rest of us don’t really have something with a similar festive flavor to waste time professing our love for on social media. That’s why we really need a Pumpkin Spice flavor of Four Loko.
The Twitter account ThingsWhiteFolksLike came up with the idea and design for a festival Halloween can of every raver’s favorite late night beverage and it quickly became a viral sensation. We’re pretty sure that’s because a lot of people thought it was real and decided to share the news with all of their followers. The image became so popular that it quickly became a top trending topic and sparked a global discussion about whether or not the makers of the caffeinated adult beverage should make a pumpkin spice flavor of their famous drink. Four Loko hasn’t officially confirmed the news yet but considering the fact that Hollywood is making a Deadpool movie just because the Internet lost its mind over that test footage awhile, the chances are good that this might happen.
Plus, we deserve to have a Pumpkin Spice Four Loko even if it is just a joke. We’re tired of hearing Starbucks’ faithful drone on and on and on about how they wish their beloved Pumpkin Spice Latte would stay on the menu all year. We should have an equally flavorful drink that not only lets us enjoy the festive flavor of the season but also gives us a reason to drink so we can drown out the endless noise of those annoying hipsters.