11 Reasons Why This Week Won’t Suck [May 20-26]

All your queries about life, the universe and everything else will be answered in “Why This Week Won’t Suck” thanks to a new video game console, the fossilized remains of a minotaur and Will Freakin’ Arnett.

Danny Gallagher | May 20, 2013 3:00 pm

Video

Drunk Passed Out Guy At Preakness Almost Chokes On His Own Vomit [VIDEO]

If there was one thing that I learned while working at camp, it was that the “recovery position” can litera…

Wyatt | May 20, 2013 2:45 pm

Girls

The 21 Sexiest Cuban Women For Cuban Independance Day [PHOTOS]

The island of Cuba has much more to offer than solely cigars and unattainable baseball talent. Have you seen their women…

Wyatt | May 20, 2013 2:30 pm

Girls

Aubrey Halket Wins Miss COED May 2013 [PHOTOS]

Please join me in welcoming the beautiful Aubrey Halket, your Miss COED May 2013. She’s been chomping at the bit t…

Wyatt | May 20, 2013 1:00 pm

culture

Taylor Swift Grossed Out By Selena And Biebs Showing Some PDA

The Bieber getting it in with Selena Gomez after his awe-inspiring doucheful acceptance speech at the Billboard Award…

Smitty | May 20, 2013 12:30 pm

NEWS-ISH

12 Gadgets to Make Your House Smarter

We’re really bummed society has failed to get us the flying cars The Jetsons and Blade Runner promised. Sure we ha…

Danny Gallagher | May 20, 2013 11:45 am

culture

Kid Loses His Finger At Electric Daisy Carnival NYC [VIDEO]

If you only lost your phone, dignity, or virginity (not everyone’s is how they’d imagined it) at Electric…

Wyatt | May 20, 2013 11:30 am

culture

The Hot Chicks of Electric Daisy Carnival NYC 2013 [PHOTOS]

Despite having our press passes for Electric Daisy Carnival NYC rejected, the festival continued. Hundreds of thousa…

Wyatt | May 20, 2013 11:15 am

Pics

Yes, This Snoop Dog Chillin’ With Dolphins Moment Happened [PIC DUMP]

Four minutes and 20 seconds later, Snoop had transformed the dolphin pool into the world’s largest gravity bong…

J Bryant | May 20, 2013 11:00 am

Video

Canadian Literally Murders The Star Spangled Banner [VIDEO]

Members of the Tea Party just officially declared war on Canada.
Canadian Alexis Normand attempts to sing the American…

Smitty | May 20, 2013 10:15 am

culture

Justin Bieber Gives The Most Amazing, Inspirational Acceptance Speech At The Billboard Music Awards [VIDEO]

Just kidding. He took the opportunity to talk about how great he is without even taking off his sunglasses. Because if yo…

Smitty | May 20, 2013 9:30 am

Girls

See Her Tonight [Kat Foster On THE GOODWIN GAMES]

Start off your week on the right foot by tuning into see the beautiful Kat Foster on the brand new series, The Goodwin Games.

Smitty | May 20, 2013 9:00 am

funny

Watch Reggie Watts’s Video For YouTube Comedy Week [VIDEO]

YouTube’s Comedy Week kicked off today and is in full effect. This is Reggie Watts’s new video, a ridiculo…

Charlie | May 19, 2013 3:30 pm

funny

This Is How You Create A Norwegian Serial Killer [VIDEO]

Technically, it’s how you prank someone who’s sleeping, but we don’t think he’ll be well-a…

Charlie | May 19, 2013 11:30 am

Girls

It’s Roller Derby Season, So Let’s Look At Some Potential All Stars [PHOTOS]

No, not the most talented athletes, the most talented derby girls…

Charlie | May 19, 2013 9:30 am

culture

Which Of These Marvel Movies Do You Think Is Actually In The Pipeline? [PHOTOS]

So now that a third Iron Man movie’s out, Marvel’s talking about what other comic book characters they pla…

Charlie | May 18, 2013 4:30 pm

Sports

Shawn Dollar’s Officially The Ballsiest Surfer Ever [VIDEO]

S.D. rode a 61 footer, defeating another S.D., Shane Dorian, by four feet…

Charlie | May 18, 2013 2:30 pm

Video

Sometimes It Sucks To Be A Female Duck [VIDEO]

We’re not sure what’s creepier: the fact that this duck got raped and her kids eaten or the guy who filmed it…

Charlie | May 18, 2013 1:00 pm

Video

Watch This Japanese Boss Bitch Smack His Employee [VIDEO]

Well, this sets Japanese people back 60 years…

Charlie | May 18, 2013 12:00 pm | 1 Comment

culture

Courtney Robertson: Woman Who Won The Week [PHOTOS]

We are by no means fans of shows like The Bachelor…but we do like the talent…

Charlie | May 18, 2013 9:30 am

NEWS-ISH

Daily Six Pack: Live Life Like Mad Men, Nina Dobrev & More [LINKS]

Taking Cues From Mad Men’s Roger Sterling

Being a good man doesn’t come easily to every guy, which is why it’s esse…

Theo Jones | May 17, 2013 7:00 pm

Girls

Ashley Tisdale Tells Us What It’s Like To Be A Hustler [VIDEO]

Wednesday we had the opportunity to talk to Instagram fanatic, Disney star, and overall celebrity Ashley Tisdale cour…

Wyatt | May 17, 2013 4:30 pm

Video

Friday Fail: French Kiss Edition [VIDEO]

Wait for it….wait for it…wait for it…
And there you have it. The most aggressive French Kiss since N…

Smitty | May 17, 2013 4:00 pm

NEWS-ISH

Headset Claims Brain Electrocution Makes You a Better Gamer

tDCS developed a headset that claims to make you a better game through brain electrocution.

Danny Gallagher | May 17, 2013 3:30 pm

NEWS-ISH

Kate Upton’s First Test Shoot For SI Has Been Leaked

3 words: Drop. Dead. Gorgeous.
Kate Upton made her Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue debut as an 18-year-old in 2011.
S…

Smitty | May 17, 2013 3:00 pm | 1 Comment

culture

Bodypaint Babe Bonanza: Sexy Superhero Edition [54 PHOTOS]

News hit the web today that the CW is relaunching the Wonder Woman series, a role originally meant for Adrianne Palicki o…

J Bryant | May 17, 2013 2:30 pm | 5 Comments

News-ish

Brazil is Way Ahead of Us in the Development of Heat-Activated Pizza Smell DVDs

America may be one of the world’s only remaining superpowers, but we’re far from being the most technolog…

Danny Gallagher | May 17, 2013 1:45 pm

Girls

Miss COED: Elle Johnson [24 PHOTOS]

Elle is a beautiful blonde model currently living the dream out in Park City, Utah. When she’s not cruising down t…

Wyatt | May 17, 2013 1:00 pm

News-ish

Say Hello To The Drunk Man Who Got Stuck In A High Chair At Mcdonald’s And Needed Police Assistance

According to Gawker, the Cork, Ireland man was dining alone and was most likely inebriated when he decided to choose the…

Smitty | May 17, 2013 12:00 pm

Pics

Yes, This Unfortunate Red Tide at the Beach Moment Happened [PIC DUMP]

Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be…

J Bryant | May 17, 2013 11:00 am

Pics

The Best Of Tyson Chandler’s Celebration GIFs [#GIFSTAPE]

So the Knicks live to play another day, no thanks to really anyone except George Hill who has a concussion and Carmelo Ant…

Wyatt | May 17, 2013 10:30 am

Video

What It’s Like To Be Eaten By A Grizzly Bear [VIDEO]

Well, so much for playing dead.
On another note, this has to do wonders for the marketing department for GoPro. If their c…

Smitty | May 17, 2013 10:15 am

News-ish

Man Gets Angry At Girlfriend, Does Logical Thing & Cuts Off His Own Penis

And then he flushes it down the toilet. Revenge sure is sweet.

Smitty | May 17, 2013 9:30 am

Girls

See Her Tonight [Zoe Saldana On Late Night With Jimmy Fallon]

Spend your late night wisely by tuning into see the beautiful Zoe Saldana on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon.

Smitty | May 17, 2013 9:00 am | 1 Comment

NEWS-ISH

Daily Six Pack: How Getting Old Sucks, Aubrey O’Day & More [LINKS]

5 Warning Signs That You’re Finally Getting Older

Look, I’m not going to bullshit you. You are going to get…

Theo Jones | May 16, 2013 7:00 pm

Girls

The Girls of Maxim’s Hot 100 Party Love Instagram [47 PHOTOS]

Some of the world’s sexiest women converged in Los Angeles at Create Nightclub for the Maxim Hot 100 party. And si…

J Bryant | May 16, 2013 6:00 pm

News-ish

This Is How Dudes Would Feel If They Went Into Labor [MEMES]

So scientists have figured out how to make men feel the pain of delivering a baby.

Charlie | May 16, 2013 4:45 pm

NEWS-ISH

Cars Could Have Automatic Braking, Giving You One More Excuse to Text While Driving

Some companies are working on car that can stop itself before the driver has time to put down whatever cat video he or she is watching and apply the brakes to avoid an accident.

Danny Gallagher | May 16, 2013 4:15 pm

Video

Australian TV Host Pulls an “Anchorman,” Screws With Teleprompter

Everyone’s favorite Australian morning show pulls yet another prank live on air.

Danny Gallagher | May 16, 2013 3:30 pm

NEWS-ISH

What’s on Tap This Weekend: Founders Breakfast Stout – If You Don’t Know Now You Know

“What’s On Tap?” our weekly feature on beers we think you’ll like, written by By The Professor JW Faulkner. You can follo…

Jason | May 16, 2013 3:00 pm

culture

20 Things You Didn’t Know About ‘The Office’

The Office is ending it’s magical 8-year run tonight with its Series Finale and will be remembered as one of the mo…

Smitty | May 16, 2013 2:00 pm

Girls

Megan Fox’s 100 Hottest Instagram Photos for Her 27 Birthday [PHOTOS]

If we’re being real with ourselves, it’s been a few years since Megan Fox has dominated the dreams of 16-ye…

J Bryant | May 16, 2013 1:45 pm | 1 Comment

culture

Kanye West Flips Out Again [VIDEO]

In news that doesn’t shock us, Kanye West went on a fame rant during his 90-minute surprise show at Adult Swim’s Upfront event last night.

amandagabriele | May 16, 2013 1:30 pm

Girls

Miss COED: Lyssa Bomgaars [17 PHOTOS]

Lyssa is a 20-year-old up and coming model currently living in Walled Lake, Michigan. In a few weeks, though, she plans o…

Wyatt | May 16, 2013 1:00 pm

culture

With ‘Star Trek Into Darkness,’ J.J. Abrams Proves He Can Turn Something As Stupid As Star Trek Into A Great Franchise [MOVIE REVIEW]

Star Trek Into Darkness is not only every bit the crowd-pleasing, thoughtprovoking breeze that Abrams’ 2009 franchise reboot was, but a hyperspace jump better.

Phil Villarreal | May 16, 2013 12:00 pm