Apr 5, 2018

‘Jersey Shore Family Vacation’ Premiere Live Stream: How To Watch Online

They may have made their names while living on the Jersey shore, even if most of them were not actually...

Nov 27, 2017

‘Floribama Shore’ Live Stream: How To Watch Season Premiere Online

Its finally time! it feels like ages since we’ve had the drama and partying of the Jersey Shore bless our...

Aug 7, 2013

5 Places To Visit Before The Summer Ends

Tuck yourself in and take a look at some of the best summer destinations before the season is over.

Aug 23, 2012

Barbara Palvin Heats Up the Jersey Shore for Terry Richardson [PHOTOS]

Leave it to Terry Richardson to figure out a way to make Barabara Palvin even hotter than she normally is....

Mar 1, 2012

Demotivational Thursday: Snooki’s Preggers Edition [28 POSTERS]

Wednesday’s extremely unfortunate news of the day was that Snooki’s actually pregnant. The only person happier than MTV right now...

Oct 6, 2011

Come At Me, Bro! [PHOTOS, GIFs]

October 6th is Come and Take It Day, which celebrates a slogan used in the Texas Revolution in 1835. As soon as I saw that saying, the first thought that popped into my extremely cluttered dome-piece was the now legendary quote from roid-riddled, juice-faced gorilla Ronnie from MTV's Jersey Shore, "Come at me, bro!" Since Ron Ron barked that now infamous expression during the first season while trying to avoid a fight on the boardwalk, it's been whole-heartedly adopted into the internet meme universe. To celebrate this daring day, we've pulled together the funniest, most WTF 'Come at me, bro' photos and vids. Check 'em out after the jump.

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Sep 19, 2011

The Jersey Shore Isn’t Ready For Winter [VIDEO]

If you're a kid, of course you're gonna be interested in a snowman on the boardwalk of the Jersey Shore. Maybe if you were dropped as a child, you might think that it's real. As an adult, though, you need to be more aware that something's amiss. I'm not saying you need to possess a ninja-like "I-can-hear-someone's-heart-beating-inside-the-costume" awareness. Maybe we just start with something simple like it's warm outside - that snowman probably isn't real. Watch as this pony-tailed father protects his son from the very-real threat of a snowman after the jump.

COED Fist Pumps At The Jersey Shore’s GuidoFest III [PHOTOS, VIDEOS]

We originally couldn't attend the third annual GuidoFest in Manasquan but thanks to Hurricane Irene, it was pushed to this past Saturday (September 3rd). For $10, you gain entry to a shore house's backyard that included about a dozen kegs, 3 ice luges, several Gatorade buckets of jungle juice, a DJ from the world headquarters for guidos (DJais in Belmar), a roof made for hot girls dancing, and a porch that was perfect for stage dives. Check out pics and videos from the party after the jump.

Sep 6, 2011

Rise of the Planet of the Jersey Shore [VIDEO]

The greatest video evidence we have against creationism is the Jersey Shore. The connection between Snooki, the Situation, etc. and apes is unreal. They both beat their chests, fight for alpha status, exhibit sudden outbursts of rage, act like animals, and fling their [verbal] sh*t at each other. Someone mashed up footage from the Rise of the Planet of the Apes and the Jersey Shore to help you see the connection. Check out the video after the jump.

Aug 22, 2011

Wrap It Up: Eli Manning Is Just As Good As Tom Brady Edition

In today's edition of Wrap It Up, Eli says he's just as terrific as Tom Brady, Coco Chanel might've been a nazi spy, Abercrombie & Fitch wants to pay the Jersey Shore cast to NOT wear their clothes, Playboy released their first ever braille edition, Hulk Hogan might be gay, Kate Upton looks good in denim, Miranda Kerr looks good in lingerie, Anne Hathaway tries to do Lil Wayne, The Game might go to jail for a tweet, Ndamukong Suh got fined again, Gerard Depardieu pissed on an airplane floor, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should've published after the jump.

Aug 17, 2011

Aug 16, 2011

COED Hit Up The Jersey Shore For The Around The World Party Crawl

Rip on the Jersey Shore all you want, but don't think that will stop thousands of hotties each weekend from drinking Bronsons and vodka sodas on the beach while you're at home pounding Hatorade. Marketing Dude Steve checked out Manasquan 'down the shore' (I really do hate that phrase) and found an awesome Around the World Party. Of course he filmed it. Highlights include (but are not limited to) Neon Chick [:25], Girl Doing Awkward Bird Dance [:54], and the numerous Shot Skis. Check out the party after the jump!

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Aug 9, 2011

Wrap It Up: Barney Frank Farted On Live TV Edition

In today's edition of Wrap It Up, we cover Barney Frank possibly getting the new nickname Frank 'n' Beans after farting on live television, more rioting in London, a map of the world's new credit ratings, Imogen Thomas topless, Vida Guerra looking hotter than ever, the trailer for season 2 of Boardwalk Empire, a chick named Slut Truffle, Nikki Reed giving a sh*t, Jersey Shore joining the Three Stooges movie, a 10 year old supermodel, the forbidden five's party invite, a homeless dude with 2 masters degrees, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should've published after the jump.

Jul 30, 2011

A Gaggle of Gaudy Guidettes [108 PICS]

Rest easy folks because The Jersey Shore, returns next week on August 4th. I can't wait to see the further damage they've caused to the Italian-American stereotype. I also can't wait to see the new 'J-Wow,' which is exactly why we pulled together this gallery of Jersey Shore chicas. I never knew oompa loompas could be so sexy.

Jul 19, 2011

Wrap It Up: Two And Half Nude Men Edition

Today's edition of Wrap It Up features the meme possibilities of the new nude ad for Two and a Half Men, leisure diving, Reddit's co-founder in ur internetz, the teaser trailer for The Amazing Spider-Man reboot, Kenny Britt getting molested by Britney Spears, The Hunger Games animated poster, Jennifer Hawkins in next to nothing, Lindsay Ellingson in lingerie, Annalynne McCord getting egg'd, Ken Jeong photobombing Kate Upton's GQ shoot, the Big Boob issue of Nuts, JediBot, a preview of Jersey Shore Season 4 and much more. Check out the sh*t we should've published after the jump.

Jul 5, 2011

Wrap It Up: Notorious B.I.G.’s Murder Accomplice Confessed Edition

In today's edition of Wrap It Up, we look at an accomplice in Biggie Smalls' murder coming forward, Entenmann's cooking up a pretty edgy tweet to capitalize on the Casey Anthony not guilty verdict, Fox News reporting Obama's dead, a crazy rally between senior citizens at Wimbledon, a drunk Brewers fan falling down stairs then pissing himself, Audrina Patridge in FHM, JWoww in lingerie for Maxim, Kobayashi crushing Joey Chestnut, Charlie Sheen's Comedy Central Roast, penis size, underrated women, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should've published after the jump.

Apr 24, 2011

Prepare to be JWoww-ed [52 PHOTOS]

Sure, all the cast members of MTV's Jersey Shore love to party but none of them have gone as far as stabbing an ex-boyfriend. Earlier this week the ex-boyfriend, Tom Lippolis, of Jennifer Farley, the breathtakingly beautiful star of Jersey Shore better known as JWoww, told Star magazine that JWoww stabbed him earlier last year with a steak knife. If this is true then I guess the old saying about smoking hot women is true, "the hotter they are, the crazier they are!" Good news for you, no chance of a stabbing by checking her out in this very sexy pictorial. Enjoy!

Apr 20, 2011

The Best And Worst TV Shows To Watch While High

TV and marijuana go together like, well, TV and marijuana. While getting high makes doing just about anything more fun, there's nothing quite as relaxing as getting stoned and becoming one with the couch for a marathon of your favorite shows. But be warned, watching TV while high can be a double-edged sword because while there's plenty of awesome programming out there, there's also a few which are so bad they'll instantly kill your buzz. Check out our guide to the 5 best - and the 5 worst - TV shows to watch while high. See the list after the jump!

Apr 7, 2011

The 9 Goofiest Sports Posters of the 80s & 90s

• What's Glenn Beck Crying About This Time? • It's Every Guy's Indie Crush, Zooey Deschanel! • 10 Photos From Lindsay Ellingson's Smoking-Hot Victoria's Secret Lingerie Shoot • Female Fans Fight During Brewers Game • The 6 Worst Marvel Cartoons Of All Time • The Godfather In One Minute And One Take See More Awesome Links After The Jump!

Mar 21, 2011

The 50 Hottest SFW Photos of Kelly Brook

Kelly Brook Photos That Won't Get Ya Fired • Lame Excuses For Why Your NCAA Bracket Is In Shambles • 2011 Spring Break Fights: How To Properly KO A Punk • 7 Types Of Facebook Birthday Wall Posts - What They Really Mean • Kit Hoover got a reach around from Billy Bush? • St. Paddy's Day Chick Fight Turns Into Police Brutality • Joseph Gordon-Levitt's Character in The Dark Knight Rises Revealed See more links after the jump!

Feb 3, 2011

Lil Wayne “Green & Yellow” vs. Wiz Khalifa’s “Black & Yellow” vs. EVERYONE ELSE [23 VIDEOS]

By now, you've probably heard Wiz Khalifa's song "Black & Yellow" about 1 brahgrillion times. As with most anything that blows the eff up in pop culture, it usually gets the spoof or parody treatment. The deluge began with Tom Hanks' son Chet Hanks aka Chet Haze with his Northwestern Remix "White and Purple". Since then, many more have stepped up to the plate with the most notable remix coming from Lil Wayne with "Green and Yellow". So, we scoured za YouTube to collect the very best remixes to ask you guys which one is most legit. You know a song's blown up when UPS and Black & Decker throw their hat into the ring. Btw, be prepared to HATE this song once you're done reviewing our entries. Vote for your favorite after the jump!

Jan 25, 2011

WTF News Of The Day: Jersey Shore Goes “Home”, A Cheesy Tie, and Crop Circles

Today's WTF news items feature quasi-Italians going back to their quasi-homeland, a Green Bay Packers fan who is currently looking through the Classifieds after a fashion faux pas, and an Indian farmer who really needs to rent M. Night Shyamalan's "Signs". Read more after the jump!

Dec 29, 2010

75 WTF Were They Thinking Fake Tan Photos

In 2010 we hopefully saw the beginning of the end of the "Jersey" trend. I will never understand what it is about fake tans. I enjoy women with a light golden glow but I will never understand how you could find someone lacquered up in brown paint attractive. The following people took it to the extreme.

Dec 20, 2010

5 Things 2010 Taught Us About Women

Each year we men find ourselves another step closer to enlightenment; the complete understanding of the female species. Unfortunately, just as we feel as though we've made huge advancements towards the aforementioned enlightenment, they go and pull the rug from under our feet, leaving us just as clueless as ever. Here are 5 things we learned about them this year. 2011 is looking pretty bleak...

Dec 10, 2010

Reality TV Stars That Could Make It In The WWE

Former MTV Real World star Mike 'The Miz' Mizanin recently surprised fans by cashing in his Money In The Bank contract and snagging the WWE Championship from Randy Orton in the process. The Miz's journey has been a long one and, to be honest, almost no one took him seriously when he'd parade the Real World house with his fake championship belt. He's like the Kurt Warner of the WWE. Actually, he's one of a kind. No other reality TV star has achieved such a feat. It made us wonder, are there ANY other reality TV stars that could make it in the squared circle? Here are our nominees.

Oct 25, 2010

TV This Week: Zombies, Werewolves, and Amityville

This week in television will bring you plenty of creepiness and a little bit of reality. So, tune in and freak out.

Oct 15, 2010

Douche Off Week 3 Courtesy of “Douchebag” The Movie

Last week, Bleacher Report's pick, Brett Favre, narrowly edged out COED's pick, Charles Leaf by ONE VOTE. Insane. We at COED noticed we've been a little dark with our past 2 selections. We decided to lighten the mood this week. Fist pump!

Sep 21, 2010

5 Easy Ways To Relieve Your Stress

COED has a few tips on quelling that "jump-off-a-bridge" feeling you may experience in light of returning to a full-time schedule or paying back mountains of student loans. Whatever you're dreading, keep these five ideas in mind and remember to breathe.

Sep 17, 2010

Movies This Week: September 17th, 2010

This week's entries feature hmmm, I dunno, SATAN! Also releasing are flicks featuring robbers, whores, and cartoon dogs. Atone for your sins, y'all and repent like it's hot, 'cuz these previews are straight up sinful.

Sep 16, 2010

It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia Season 6 Premieres Tonight!

Ever sit around with your friends at a bar and think your racist / misogynistic / politically incorrect banter would make for good television? Well, while you're trying to decipher the TV show ideas you wrote on the napkin you left in your now laundered jeans, you can live vicariously through the crew of the hilarious show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia". The sixth season is set to premiere tonight (9/16) on FX and since each fan likes to peg a member of their own crew as someone in the Paddy's Crew (face it, we all have a useless chick), let's look at best and, for lack of a better term, brightest moments from each character. Let's ride, bitches!

Aug 25, 2010

7 Cocky Douches That Guys Love to Hate

Guys love to hate celebrities for one stupid reason or another. Sometimes it's because our wives or girlfriends have a crush on them or sometimes it's because they're overrated, untalented nobodies who people obsesses over for no reason. Either way, we can all agree that cocky douchebags are the worst celebrities of them all, well, other than the non-celebrity celebrities (I'm talking to you, Jersey Shore). Here's a list of the cocky douches that we love to hate.

Jul 27, 2010

A Gaggle of Gaudy Guidettes [108 Photos]

America's classiest TV show, The Jersey Shore, returns July 29th and we're on the edge of seats waiting to see if Snooki has officially been declared the world's first living Oompa Loompa. In order to calm our nerves a little bit we've put together a gaggle of gaudy guidettes to remind you just why we're so excited for the show to return.

Jul 19, 2010

How to Get Abs Like the Situation

The Situation announced that he's writing a self-help fitness book that will help beer-bellied men across America look just like him. It's pretty generous considering they've already taught us so many life lessons. While we're eagerly anticipating the book that is sure to change our life, we're ready to get started now on getting a ripped body. Because it's not that hard to use weights or even to get a rock-hard body without stepping a foot into a traditional gym.

Jul 6, 2010

6 Ways To Screw Up Online Dating

Say what you will about online dating — it’s creepy, full of killers, just plain dumb. But it’s a sign...

May 14, 2010

How to Extend Your 15 Minutes of Fame

Everyone with a webcam or a knack for having sex with married celebrities can get their fifteen minutes of fame. But only the truly talented can extend those 15 minutes into an interview on 20/20, a Playboy contract, and a television series. We've put together a handy guide on turning your 15 minutes of fame into a a lifelong career of book signings, national news mugshot cameos, and late-career sex tape success.

Apr 6, 2010

8 Life Lessons From the Cast of Jersey Shore

The 1st season of "Jersey Shore" has been laid to rest, the cast still sits with us. Initially, one wouldn't think that much could be learned from the cast but their smartest and dumbest choices offer each of us a bit of wisdom. Accordingly, here is a list of life lessons courtesy of each "Jersey Shore" cast member.

Mar 26, 2010

5 Ways to Attract More Biz in Bed

Face it. No matter how you guys dress, talk or think, when you're out in public, your ultimate goal is to score fine chicks. To help you get a jump start on becoming the guy that every woman wants to be with, we’ve put together a list of 5 habits to bring your sexy back . Follow our tips and that hot sex life will soon be yours.

Mar 16, 2010

10 Spring Break Dos and Don’ts

Spring break is time to get away from school, responsibilities and the mundane. But while it is a time to let loose, there are some rules that should be followed that will help make your vacation safe, fun and keep you as happy and popular as Tequila in Mexico.

Mar 1, 2010

Jersey Shore’s Hurt Locker Parody

The Jersey Shore kids will celebrate Oscars week by filming a series of parodies of this year's ten Best Picture nominees. Thanks to the magic of the Internets, we can see this preview of D.J. Pauly D, Ron Ron, and the Situation lampooning likely Best Picture winner The Hurt Locker.

Feb 17, 2010

Wait, What? Snooki Isn’t Even Italian

Well, well, well, look who isn't actually Italian. Snooki, alias Nicole Polizzi, aka "The Ultimate Guidette," was outed by her cast-mate Jenni "J-WOWW" Farley. Since the pint-sized fake Guidette has zero ties to Italy I bet you'd like to know Snooki's real nationality.

Dec 18, 2009

Hours of Fun for the Whole Family with The Jersey Shore Nickname Generator

Have you found yourself feeling depressed over the lame-ass Christian name your parents branded you with at birth? Are you tired of every "tool bag with a blowout" swiping your action because he's got a sweet goomba moniker and you don't? Well then say hello to the Jersey Shore Nickname Generator. With just a few simple keystrokes, you can turn any normal name...

Dec 17, 2009

VOTE: Are You Gonna Watch Jersey Shore Tonight?

Since the premiere of MTV’s Jersey Shore Guido coverage has been at an all-time high on the internet. We gave you 64 Gawdy Jersey Shore Guidettes and today Holy Taco announced Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi has her own line of Snuggies coming out, well not really. Tonight is Jersey Shore's "punch" episode and even though MTV has decided to edit out the punch we want to know whether or not you will be tuning in?

Dec 9, 2009

A “Situation” of Gawdy Jersey Shore Guidettes [64 Photos]

Where to begin with Guidos? Since the release of MTV's Jersey Shore, it's been tough for me to admit that I was born and bred in the Garden State (even though only one cast member is actually from Jersey). These people are like a cancer on humanity that needs to be ripped out and discarded in a bio-waste facility in Cleveland. Nonetheless, the show is entertaining, if only for their sheer wantonness and clueless stupidity.

Dec 7, 2009

MTV’s Jersey Shore: Snooki Gets Knocked The F**k Out! [VIDEO]

This weekend, I found myself with a couple hours to kill so I decided to give MTV's latest trash tv offering Jersey Shore a go. Like a good trainwreck, I could not look away. This show is either the most awesome thing ever or the end of the civilization as we know it. Regardless, the absurdly obnoxious cast of Guidos and Guidettes are the trashiest, unclassiest housemates to ever hit the airwaves.

Aug 24, 2009

Survival Guide to Avoiding the ‘Guido Fist Pump’

It’s summer time and most New Yorkers, like myself book it to the Jersey shore for the weekends. No, New Jersey isn’t covered with trash, no not everybody lives off the Garden State Parkway and no it isn’t the armpit of America. It’s a great state, with a lot going for it. Lately thought, it seems that wherever I seem to go, I’m confronted with ‘roided out men with fake tans, extra small Gucci t-shirts and blow-outs.

Aug 9, 2007

Your Typical NJ Guido

Urban Dictionary definition of a “Guido”: An Italian American man usually residing in New York or New Jersey. He...