They may have made their names while living on the Jersey shore, even if most of them were not actually...
Its finally time! it feels like ages since we’ve had the drama and partying of the Jersey Shore bless our...
Tuck yourself in and take a look at some of the best summer destinations before the season is over.
The red carpet, at Comedy Central's Night of Too Many Stars, was actually blue. My guess: They were trying to be ironically funny.
Leave it to Terry Richardson to figure out a way to make Barabara Palvin even hotter than she normally is....
Wednesday’s extremely unfortunate news of the day was that Snooki’s actually pregnant. The only person happier than MTV right now...
October 6th is Come and Take It Day, which celebrates a slogan used in the Texas Revolution in 1835. As soon as I saw that saying, the first thought that popped into my extremely cluttered dome-piece was the now legendary quote from roid-riddled, juice-faced gorilla Ronnie from MTV's Jersey Shore, "Come at me, bro!" Since Ron Ron barked that now infamous expression during the first season while trying to avoid a fight on the boardwalk, it's been whole-heartedly adopted into the internet meme universe. To celebrate this daring day, we've pulled together the funniest, most WTF 'Come at me, bro' photos and vids. Check 'em out after the jump.
If you're a kid, of course you're gonna be interested in a snowman on the boardwalk of the Jersey Shore. Maybe if you were dropped as a child, you might think that it's real. As an adult, though, you need to be more aware that something's amiss. I'm not saying you need to possess a ninja-like "I-can-hear-someone's-heart-beating-inside-the-costume" awareness. Maybe we just start with something simple like it's warm outside - that snowman probably isn't real. Watch as this pony-tailed father protects his son from the very-real threat of a snowman after the jump.
We originally couldn't attend the third annual GuidoFest in Manasquan but thanks to Hurricane Irene, it was pushed to this past Saturday (September 3rd). For $10, you gain entry to a shore house's backyard that included about a dozen kegs, 3 ice luges, several Gatorade buckets of jungle juice, a DJ from the world headquarters for guidos (DJais in Belmar), a roof made for hot girls dancing, and a porch that was perfect for stage dives. Check out pics and videos from the party after the jump.
The greatest video evidence we have against creationism is the Jersey Shore. The connection between Snooki, the Situation, etc. and apes is unreal. They both beat their chests, fight for alpha status, exhibit sudden outbursts of rage, act like animals, and fling their [verbal] sh*t at each other. Someone mashed up footage from the Rise of the Planet of the Apes and the Jersey Shore to help you see the connection. Check out the video after the jump.
In today's edition of Wrap It Up, Eli says he's just as terrific as Tom Brady, Coco Chanel might've been a nazi spy, Abercrombie & Fitch wants to pay the Jersey Shore cast to NOT wear their clothes, Playboy released their first ever braille edition, Hulk Hogan might be gay, Kate Upton looks good in denim, Miranda Kerr looks good in lingerie, Anne Hathaway tries to do Lil Wayne, The Game might go to jail for a tweet, Ndamukong Suh got fined again, Gerard Depardieu pissed on an airplane floor, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should've published after the jump.
Rip on the Jersey Shore all you want, but don't think that will stop thousands of hotties each weekend from drinking Bronsons and vodka sodas on the beach while you're at home pounding Hatorade. Marketing Dude Steve checked out Manasquan 'down the shore' (I really do hate that phrase) and found an awesome Around the World Party. Of course he filmed it. Highlights include (but are not limited to) Neon Chick [:25], Girl Doing Awkward Bird Dance [:54], and the numerous Shot Skis. Check out the party after the jump!
In today's edition of Wrap It Up, we cover Barney Frank possibly getting the new nickname Frank 'n' Beans after farting on live television, more rioting in London, a map of the world's new credit ratings, Imogen Thomas topless, Vida Guerra looking hotter than ever, the trailer for season 2 of Boardwalk Empire, a chick named Slut Truffle, Nikki Reed giving a sh*t, Jersey Shore joining the Three Stooges movie, a 10 year old supermodel, the forbidden five's party invite, a homeless dude with 2 masters degrees, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should've published after the jump.
Rest easy folks because The Jersey Shore, returns next week on August 4th. I can't wait to see the further damage they've caused to the Italian-American stereotype. I also can't wait to see the new 'J-Wow,' which is exactly why we pulled together this gallery of Jersey Shore chicas. I never knew oompa loompas could be so sexy.
Today's edition of Wrap It Up features the meme possibilities of the new nude ad for Two and a Half Men, leisure diving, Reddit's co-founder in ur internetz, the teaser trailer for The Amazing Spider-Man reboot, Kenny Britt getting molested by Britney Spears, The Hunger Games animated poster, Jennifer Hawkins in next to nothing, Lindsay Ellingson in lingerie, Annalynne McCord getting egg'd, Ken Jeong photobombing Kate Upton's GQ shoot, the Big Boob issue of Nuts, JediBot, a preview of Jersey Shore Season 4 and much more. Check out the sh*t we should've published after the jump.
In today's edition of Wrap It Up, we look at an accomplice in Biggie Smalls' murder coming forward, Entenmann's cooking up a pretty edgy tweet to capitalize on the Casey Anthony not guilty verdict, Fox News reporting Obama's dead, a crazy rally between senior citizens at Wimbledon, a drunk Brewers fan falling down stairs then pissing himself, Audrina Patridge in FHM, JWoww in lingerie for Maxim, Kobayashi crushing Joey Chestnut, Charlie Sheen's Comedy Central Roast, penis size, underrated women, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should've published after the jump.
Sure, all the cast members of MTV's Jersey Shore love to party but none of them have gone as far as stabbing an ex-boyfriend. Earlier this week the ex-boyfriend, Tom Lippolis, of Jennifer Farley, the breathtakingly beautiful star of Jersey Shore better known as JWoww, told Star magazine that JWoww stabbed him earlier last year with a steak knife. If this is true then I guess the old saying about smoking hot women is true, "the hotter they are, the crazier they are!" Good news for you, no chance of a stabbing by checking her out in this very sexy pictorial. Enjoy!
TV and marijuana go together like, well, TV and marijuana. While getting high makes doing just about anything more fun, there's nothing quite as relaxing as getting stoned and becoming one with the couch for a marathon of your favorite shows. But be warned, watching TV while high can be a double-edged sword because while there's plenty of awesome programming out there, there's also a few which are so bad they'll instantly kill your buzz. Check out our guide to the 5 best - and the 5 worst - TV shows to watch while high. See the list after the jump!
• What's Glenn Beck Crying About This Time? • It's Every Guy's Indie Crush, Zooey Deschanel! • 10 Photos From Lindsay Ellingson's Smoking-Hot Victoria's Secret Lingerie Shoot • Female Fans Fight During Brewers Game • The 6 Worst Marvel Cartoons Of All Time • The Godfather In One Minute And One Take See More Awesome Links After The Jump!
• Kelly Brook Photos That Won't Get Ya Fired • Lame Excuses For Why Your NCAA Bracket Is In Shambles • 2011 Spring Break Fights: How To Properly KO A Punk • 7 Types Of Facebook Birthday Wall Posts - What They Really Mean • Kit Hoover got a reach around from Billy Bush? • St. Paddy's Day Chick Fight Turns Into Police Brutality • Joseph Gordon-Levitt's Character in The Dark Knight Rises Revealed See more links after the jump!
• Taylor Makakoa is the world's sexiest ventriloquist assistant • 10 Funniest Movie Aliens • College basketball players with funny porn names • 31 photos of plump rumps for Hump Day! • 10 Things BroBible Hates About St. Patrick's Day • Vote for your favorite smokeshow in Barstool's Madness Bracket • The Jersey Shore VS Dragon Ball Z See more links after the jump!
• Check out pics of Aaron Rodgers partying with DJ Paulie D in Vegas • The pick-up lines you're gonna wanna use • Is SI's Swimsuit issue still relevant? • Win an iPad! • January Jones talks about being a badass • And it's now clear that robots will rule the world • Wow, everyone really hates Charlie Sheen
• The most absurd Youtube workouts out there • Charlie Sheen is now giving anti-drug talks to students • Adam Sandler vs. Justin Bieber...who won? • The real cost of Valentines Day • A real life Mario Kart. HAHAHA
By now, you've probably heard Wiz Khalifa's song "Black & Yellow" about 1 brahgrillion times. As with most anything that blows the eff up in pop culture, it usually gets the spoof or parody treatment. The deluge began with Tom Hanks' son Chet Hanks aka Chet Haze with his Northwestern Remix "White and Purple". Since then, many more have stepped up to the plate with the most notable remix coming from Lil Wayne with "Green and Yellow". So, we scoured za YouTube to collect the very best remixes to ask you guys which one is most legit. You know a song's blown up when UPS and Black & Decker throw their hat into the ring. Btw, be prepared to HATE this song once you're done reviewing our entries. Vote for your favorite after the jump!
Today's WTF news items feature quasi-Italians going back to their quasi-homeland, a Green Bay Packers fan who is currently looking through the Classifieds after a fashion faux pas, and an Indian farmer who really needs to rent M. Night Shyamalan's "Signs". Read more after the jump!
In 2010 we hopefully saw the beginning of the end of the "Jersey" trend. I will never understand what it is about fake tans. I enjoy women with a light golden glow but I will never understand how you could find someone lacquered up in brown paint attractive. The following people took it to the extreme.
Each year we men find ourselves another step closer to enlightenment; the complete understanding of the female species. Unfortunately, just as we feel as though we've made huge advancements towards the aforementioned enlightenment, they go and pull the rug from under our feet, leaving us just as clueless as ever. Here are 5 things we learned about them this year. 2011 is looking pretty bleak...
Former MTV Real World star Mike 'The Miz' Mizanin recently surprised fans by cashing in his Money In The Bank contract and snagging the WWE Championship from Randy Orton in the process. The Miz's journey has been a long one and, to be honest, almost no one took him seriously when he'd parade the Real World house with his fake championship belt. He's like the Kurt Warner of the WWE. Actually, he's one of a kind. No other reality TV star has achieved such a feat. It made us wonder, are there ANY other reality TV stars that could make it in the squared circle? Here are our nominees.
This week in television will bring you plenty of creepiness and a little bit of reality. So, tune in and freak out.
Last week, Bleacher Report's pick, Brett Favre, narrowly edged out COED's pick, Charles Leaf by ONE VOTE. Insane. We at COED noticed we've been a little dark with our past 2 selections. We decided to lighten the mood this week. Fist pump!
• Ashley Greene's sexiest looks • Why did Lil Wayne get solitary confinement? • If this is true, you totally have a chance of getting laid • This girl needs your advice • What happened to all the Survivors? • Finally! Gourmet jello shots • 15 ways girls try to look hot on Facebook
COED has a few tips on quelling that "jump-off-a-bridge" feeling you may experience in light of returning to a full-time schedule or paying back mountains of student loans. Whatever you're dreading, keep these five ideas in mind and remember to breathe.
This week's entries feature hmmm, I dunno, SATAN! Also releasing are flicks featuring robbers, whores, and cartoon dogs. Atone for your sins, y'all and repent like it's hot, 'cuz these previews are straight up sinful.
Ever sit around with your friends at a bar and think your racist / misogynistic / politically incorrect banter would make for good television? Well, while you're trying to decipher the TV show ideas you wrote on the napkin you left in your now laundered jeans, you can live vicariously through the crew of the hilarious show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia". The sixth season is set to premiere tonight (9/16) on FX and since each fan likes to peg a member of their own crew as someone in the Paddy's Crew (face it, we all have a useless chick), let's look at best and, for lack of a better term, brightest moments from each character. Let's ride, bitches!
• This is why you wear a condom • Lilo is back...and looking good? • World's first 3D bra billboard • Your worst nightmare caught on tape • 24 places not to have sex • What the Jersey Shore has taught us about hooking up • Awesome Justin Long interview
Guys love to hate celebrities for one stupid reason or another. Sometimes it's because our wives or girlfriends have a crush on them or sometimes it's because they're overrated, untalented nobodies who people obsesses over for no reason. Either way, we can all agree that cocky douchebags are the worst celebrities of them all, well, other than the non-celebrity celebrities (I'm talking to you, Jersey Shore). Here's a list of the cocky douches that we love to hate.
• Do women want foreplay? • Guido life lessons • Yogi Bear sends mixed messages • Guess who is drunk...again • World's biggest Apple store • She's getting naked if she wins • Life in a mental hospital
• The fattiest meals in the USA • 10 movies you won't be seeing this summer • 9 porn moves you should avoid • Watch Snooki faceplant (video) • How to get her interested in video games • Inception: the Lego version • The Sucker Punch movie trailer
America's classiest TV show, The Jersey Shore, returns July 29th and we're on the edge of seats waiting to see if Snooki has officially been declared the world's first living Oompa Loompa. In order to calm our nerves a little bit we've put together a gaggle of gaudy guidettes to remind you just why we're so excited for the show to return.
• Jailhouse romance • Will Jersey Shore 2 live up to the hype? • How to stay friends with your ex • 20 worst domain names • NFL 2010 training camp schedule • Ed Reed doesn't wear a jock • Awkward stock photos are...awkward
• 7 signs you've given up on getting laid • Jersey Shore is getting recast • 8 stars banned from having sex • Woman shoplifts a WHAT in her WHERE?! • Hottest Comic-Con Cosplay girls • Recession hits Star Wars characters extra hard • Look who is posing in Playboy now
The Situation announced that he's writing a self-help fitness book that will help beer-bellied men across America look just like him. It's pretty generous considering they've already taught us so many life lessons. While we're eagerly anticipating the book that is sure to change our life, we're ready to get started now on getting a ripped body. Because it's not that hard to use weights or even to get a rock-hard body without stepping a foot into a traditional gym.
• 200 reasons women have sex • Someone is getting leggy • 10 celebs with bountiful booties • Is Snooki a secret hipster? •20 Hottest gameshow hosts • What NOT to post on Facebook • Landon Donovan is not your Daddy
Say what you will about online dating — it’s creepy, full of killers, just plain dumb. But it’s a sign...
• Best TV commercials from the 80's • Is Jersey Shore firing everyone • Eva Longoria forgot her pants • Intern's guide to NYC • Why summer music festivals suck • LiLo's hottest twitpics • Top 20 rock songs
• Worst movie idea ever • Jersey Shore goes Redneck? • Couple having outdoor sex get tased • Is there someone sexier than Giselle? • She's looking hot in that lil red bikini • Prepare for hempfest 2010 • The biggest basketball rivalries explained
Everyone with a webcam or a knack for having sex with married celebrities can get their fifteen minutes of fame. But only the truly talented can extend those 15 minutes into an interview on 20/20, a Playboy contract, and a television series. We've put together a handy guide on turning your 15 minutes of fame into a a lifelong career of book signings, national news mugshot cameos, and late-career sex tape success.
The 1st season of "Jersey Shore" has been laid to rest, the cast still sits with us. Initially, one wouldn't think that much could be learned from the cast but their smartest and dumbest choices offer each of us a bit of wisdom. Accordingly, here is a list of life lessons courtesy of each "Jersey Shore" cast member.
Face it. No matter how you guys dress, talk or think, when you're out in public, your ultimate goal is to score fine chicks. To help you get a jump start on becoming the guy that every woman wants to be with, we’ve put together a list of 5 habits to bring your sexy back . Follow our tips and that hot sex life will soon be yours.
Spring break is time to get away from school, responsibilities and the mundane. But while it is a time to let loose, there are some rules that should be followed that will help make your vacation safe, fun and keep you as happy and popular as Tequila in Mexico.
The Jersey Shore kids will celebrate Oscars week by filming a series of parodies of this year's ten Best Picture nominees. Thanks to the magic of the Internets, we can see this preview of D.J. Pauly D, Ron Ron, and the Situation lampooning likely Best Picture winner The Hurt Locker.
Well, well, well, look who isn't actually Italian. Snooki, alias Nicole Polizzi, aka "The Ultimate Guidette," was outed by her cast-mate Jenni "J-WOWW" Farley. Since the pint-sized fake Guidette has zero ties to Italy I bet you'd like to know Snooki's real nationality.
• Jersey Shore Fist Pumpers Make Bank • How Do You Wipe? • Sexy Pool Sharks • Really, Bitch? Really?...
• You too can have a douchebag blowout in just 25 minutes • Ray Allen is having some issues on...
Have you found yourself feeling depressed over the lame-ass Christian name your parents branded you with at birth? Are you tired of every "tool bag with a blowout" swiping your action because he's got a sweet goomba moniker and you don't? Well then say hello to the Jersey Shore Nickname Generator. With just a few simple keystrokes, you can turn any normal name...
Since the premiere of MTV’s Jersey Shore Guido coverage has been at an all-time high on the internet. We gave you 64 Gawdy Jersey Shore Guidettes and today Holy Taco announced Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi has her own line of Snuggies coming out, well not really. Tonight is Jersey Shore's "punch" episode and even though MTV has decided to edit out the punch we want to know whether or not you will be tuning in?
Where to begin with Guidos? Since the release of MTV's Jersey Shore, it's been tough for me to admit that I was born and bred in the Garden State (even though only one cast member is actually from Jersey). These people are like a cancer on humanity that needs to be ripped out and discarded in a bio-waste facility in Cleveland. Nonetheless, the show is entertaining, if only for their sheer wantonness and clueless stupidity.
A gaggle of gorgeous guidettes....
This weekend, I found myself with a couple hours to kill so I decided to give MTV's latest trash tv offering Jersey Shore a go. Like a good trainwreck, I could not look away. This show is either the most awesome thing ever or the end of the civilization as we know it. Regardless, the absurdly obnoxious cast of Guidos and Guidettes are the trashiest, unclassiest housemates to ever hit the airwaves.
It’s summer time and most New Yorkers, like myself book it to the Jersey shore for the weekends. No, New Jersey isn’t covered with trash, no not everybody lives off the Garden State Parkway and no it isn’t the armpit of America. It’s a great state, with a lot going for it. Lately thought, it seems that wherever I seem to go, I’m confronted with ‘roided out men with fake tans, extra small Gucci t-shirts and blow-outs.
For those of you who have not seen this classic, enjoy:...
Urban Dictionary definition of a “Guido”: An Italian American man usually residing in New York or New Jersey. He...