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Nov 24, 2016

How To Perfectly Cook Your Thanksgiving Turkey This Year

If you happened to click on this article then you must be wondering how to cook the perfect turkey for...

Oct 9, 2013

Coolio Is Now Cooking Dinner & Performing for College Kids [VIDEO]

And it’s awesome. Very Cool…io, in fact. It doesn’t matter if most of these kids probably weren’t even alive when...

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Dec 10, 2012

Beer & Bacon Battered Deep Fried Doritos: Now You’re Just Being Silly

The dudes over at DudeFoods have a long history of putting things in beer and bacon batter and deep frying...

Nov 27, 2012

The Saddest ‘How To Make Nachos’ Video Ever [VIDEO]

As delicious as eating chili and cheese nacho dip is, it’s never something you’re terribly proud of. It’s not like,...

Aug 14, 2012

Epic MealTime Presents “Shart Week” [VIDEO]

Bravo, EpicMealTime. Bravo. Just when you thought that everyone had done everything they could to ride on the monstrous wave...

Feb 15, 2012

9 Things Women Should Do More Often

Since I know that your Valentine’s Day went according to plan because you followed these steps, I’m going to suggest...

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Dec 1, 2011

This Freestyler Cooks A Breakfast Of Champions To “Look At Me Now” [VIDEO]

Raekwon might be known as the "Chef," but this guy Mac Lethal is gunning for his spot. A respected YouTube freestyler, Mac Lethal asked his thousands of fans what they wanted to hear him rap about. "Pancakes" they said, and he delivered with his amazing / hilarious remix titled "Cook With Me Now." You can blame it on the fact that I haven't been exclusively listening to rap now, but I feel like these YouTube dudes are better than 95% of the sh*theads I hear on the radio. At least this guy knows who motherf*cking Chuck Testa is. Check out the fastest fat dude you've ever seen after the jump!

105 Reasons Why It Can Never Be Too Hot In The Kitchen

There's going to be a lot of cooking done in a lot of kitchens today, and I am very thankful that I won't be in any of them. I'll be watching football, hanging out with my cousins, and generally keeping it low key. The women, however, will be sweating up a storm making sure that the turkey, potatoes, gravy, and vegetable goodness are all ready to eat. If you're at home alone and your lady wants some help, I would suggest having her wear an outfit like the ones in this gallery. Not only would you actually want to be in the kitchen but seeing as how you might be too tired for a romp after that big meal... Check out these women proving heat in the kitchen can be a good thing in the gallery after the jump!

Nov 24, 2011

10 Extreme Chefs Celebrate Cook Something Bold Day [VIDEOS]

YouTube sensations Epic Meal Time are generally considered extreme because of their unrelenting use of booze and bacon in every meal. They eat off of various items typically used to harm others (wooden paddles, chainsaws, swords) slug Jack Daniels like water, and spit in the face of every Whole Foods-shopping, organic, free range-only, diet-conscious American who'd rather starve to death than eat a Chicken McNugget. So, in honor of Cook Something Bold Day, we decided to run down the list of extreme chefs that could give EMT a run for their dough. Check it out after the jump.

Nov 8, 2011

How To Cook With Booze On A Budget

Maybe it’s because I always see Top Chefs do it, maybe it’s become I’m a borderline alcoholic; but to me,...

Sep 8, 2011

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Aug 19, 2011

The 5 Best Side Dishes To Pop Out Of A Box

I’m going to tell you a secret. Most of the delicious and impressive meals your friends have cooked you, they didn’t cook. The trick to making a meal seem totally home made is great boxed side dishes. After all, why do you think there is a Trader Joe’s in almost every college town? Here are some of the best boxed side dishes for every type of meal. Check 'em out after the jump.

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Jul 22, 2011

7 Pretty Sweet & Easy Peanut Butter-Based Recipes

Humans evolved to like fatty, fatty foods. The more calories packed into the smaller package, the better. Why? Because before refrigerators, we were afraid we wouldn’t come across food for a while. This could be one reason why I looooove peanut butter so much (at least I’m telling myself that). I can pick up on the tiniest hint of it in anything. Those are my ancestral fat-feelers going off. Anyways, if you feel the same way about the creamy stuff, or if you're just drunk and finally have the guts to eat this often guilt-ridden food, you might like these alternative ways to use it. Check out our rad recipes after the jump.

Jul 19, 2011

Apps of the Week [Food Preparation, Cooking, Baking]

In today’s world, there’s an app for pretty much anything. And within these ‘anything’ categories, there are hundreds of individual apps to choose from. What should you buy? What should you try out? COED sorts out the best from the rest in our Apps of the Week feature. This week, we focus on things that will help you become a culinary wonder. Considering that you drop your phone in the toilet when using the bathroom, I'd consider keeping your phone away from any and all pots.

Jul 14, 2011

Impress Your One Night Stand With These Easy Breakfast Meals

Sorry, but that random person drooling on your pillow with their naked ass hanging over the side of your bed needs to be fed. Hey, if you didn’t want to feed them, you should have kicked them out last night when you finished. Whether you actually like the person and want to impress them, or the sex was so bad you need some comfort food to forget it, check out our list of some easy, delicious breakfast recipes after the jump.

Jun 16, 2011

How To Make 10 Essential Dude Foods

The crazy things you did in college were kind of cute, like when you would eat Easy Mac with a bag of frozen peas...still frozen. But now if a girl comes over (or more likely your parents) and you're still 'cooking' like you're in a stoned frenzy desperately pulling something together to satisfy the munchies, you will look more than a little amateur. Try putting on your big boy pants and learn to cook these meals after the jump!

Jun 2, 2011

Never Get Burned While Partying With The iGrill Thermometer & App

Summer's here. That means outdoor grilling. But while you're tending to the grill, you miss out on the other fun stuff at the party. You’re getting pretty hot having to hang around the grill, making sure the meat doesn’t burn while everybody else is having fun. Wouldn’t it be better if you could hightail it back inside and let iGrill do its thing but keep in touch like an ex-girlfriend stalker? That’s where iGrill is going to come in real handy. Read our full review after the jump!

May 27, 2011

5 BBQ Alternatives To Patties and Dogs

The healthy bandwagon. Not a convenient thing to jump on during barbecue season. Nonetheless, Memorial Day is around the corner and that means it’s time for poolsides and back yard cook outs. The thing is, more and more girls are going on gluten-free, fat-free, meat-free and generally most conventional-barbecue-free-item diets. Luckily, more than your usual hamburgers and hotdogs can be thrown on a barbecue. So you can still 'cook' for that banging chick and keep you friends happy simultaneously. Embrace the change and maybe she'll embrace you

May 19, 2011

7 Weird Ways To Make Nachos

Something crunchy. Something gooey. Something messy. Those are pretty much the essentials of nachos. Whatever particular ingredients you use to fulfill the requirements are up to you. But here are some suggestions in case you just can't quite wrap your head around nachos that wouldn't be served at whatever cheap Tequila-stained place-mat joint you and your friends usually get you Mexican Food grub on at. Check the recipes out after the jump!

Mar 18, 2011

The 7 Sexiest Celebrity Chefs

Cooking shows have changed quite a lot over the years, for us guys at least. We’re no longer subjected to...

Jan 10, 2011

World’s Most Expensive Foods & Drinks

A college diet usually consists of a lot of Ramen, which costs a fraction of a dollar at the grocery store.  Any food item above ten dollars is usually out of the question unless everyone is throwing in on some pizza.  The following food items all represent the most expensive examples of food in the world of over-indulgence.  Most of us will only dream of what these delicacies taste like.

Nov 24, 2010

Too Hot in the Kitchen: Thanksgiving Edition [105 Photos]

Thanksgiving is here and that means football and food. It's one of the greatest holidays for men because we get to live like kings. While we knock back brewdogs and debate the effectiveness of the Wildcat against the 3-4 defense, the sexier sex aka better halves gather in the kitchen to create a beastly feast worthy of a place far better than our guts. To honor these top chefs, we've compiled the following photo gallery of frickin' hot foodies who know how to whip, beat, blend, bake, chop, peel and mash our senses.

Nov 24, 2010

5 Pot-Tastic Thanksgiving Recipes That Will Make You Thankful

Thanksgiving is here so why not spice up this years dinner with some Marijuana? You've heard of pot brownies but Marijuana can be added so so many more foods. Check out the recipes below for a few easy to cook ideas.

Oct 2, 2010

How To Grill With Beer

Now you can actually put beer into your food. Who’d'a thunk it! This book covers everything from appetizers, soups, stews and main courses. They even have beer bread! Now you can "tie one on" while enjoying your corn beef on rye lunch!

Sep 11, 2010

How To Cook: Pasta Carbonara

So, you're a busy guy that doesn't know a thing about preparing a decent pasta dish. Don't fret -- here is one of the easiest, if not the easiest and most filling pasta dishes around: Pasta Carbonara.

Aug 17, 2010

10 Things Every Guy Needs For His Off Campus House

Moving from a dorm or a dirty frat house into an off-campus house is one of the perks of becoming an upperclassmen in college. You usually pick your friends, find a place, sign the lease, and then party on your own terms. However, just like dorm-room essentials, every guy moving into an off-campus house (whether it’s a one bedroom apartment or a four bedroom house) needs a few things…

Aug 4, 2010

10 Things Every Guy Should Own (But Doesn’t)

How would you like to be the guy that everyone guy wants to know and every girls wants to date? Are you nodding your head yes, but thinking, "that's impossible, I'm just a cubicle worker who spends my day surfing NSFW websites?" Well cheer up and get excited because here are ten things that you should own if you're aspiring to be the perfect man.

Jul 13, 2010

Too Hot in the Kitchen 2010: 105 Homemaking Hotties

Temperatures are heating up across the country, which means that turning on a kitchen oven can make things quite toasty. So what's an amateur chef to do? Why take off all her clothes and throw on an apron of course! Nothing says modern and sexually-emancipated like a naked woman bending over a hot stove.

Jun 11, 2010

From Manimal To Man In 13 Easy Steps

To get laid, the most you need is scented candles, massage oil and Barry White's greatest hits. But anything more than that requires a bit more work. Say you've gone out on a couple of dates. She's beautiful, chill and gets your jokes. You're relaxed, funny, and genuinely enjoying yourself. You both know it's going to the next step of something more serious. What do you do now? Below is a complete list of all you need to know to keep her around--and off your back!

Jan 25, 2010

Coffee Pot Culinary School

A full days gourmet eating cooked in a coffee maker!

Jan 18, 2010

Banned Dorm Room Cooking Secrets

Porn Star and Rock Star not working out? Be The Next Dorm Room Cooking Star with these HOT, and very likely Totally Illegal Guerrilla Cooking Tactics!

Jul 15, 2009

Too Hot In The Kitchen: 77 Homemaking Hotties

By no means are we suggesting that women should be in the kitchen That's wrong, insensitive and downright ignorant. All we're saying is that when women choose to be in the kitchen, it has to be one of the g*ddamn hottest things we've ever seen. We're not sure what it is, but there's just something about a hottie stripping down into nothing but an apron and covering herself in brownie batter that makes us feel like men again.

Oct 4, 2007

Martha Stewart Needs to Smoke Some Weed

What’s in the pot, Martha – pot? Clearly not. When comedienne/everywoman Amy Sedaris appeared on Martha Stewart recently to cook...

Sep 12, 2007

Want DESTRUCTION? Try Microwaving Stuff…

What guy doesn’t like blowing shit up, melting things or in general, lighting crap of fire? Every guy in America...