Mar 21, 2014

Stuff The Intern Forgot: People Eat 20-Foot Sausages For Art [Links]

‘Wurst Challenge’ has people eat 20-foot sausages for art Last night at The Wurst Bar in Michigan, participants in a...

Mar 21, 2014

Presenting The "Z Jay" Of Sex Moves Brackets: The Degrading Region

Our Ridiculous Sex Moves Bracket continues on today, unlike Duke (shots fired). This time we’re asking you all to vote...

Mar 21, 2014

NCAA Dancing Mercer Player: Didn't Score, Doesn't Matter, Won [GIF]

Here’s some literal March Madness, courtesy of Mercer senior guard Kevin Canevari–who didn’t actually score during his team’s big win...

"Carmageddon" Pulls Back Into Oncoming Traffic This Month [VIDEO]

The pedestrian slaughtering greatness of the classic racing video game Carmageddon comes back to life this month with an early...

Mar 21, 2014

Twitter Confuses Dead Bigot Fred Phelps with Swimmer Michael Phelps

Westboro Baptist Church founder (and generally-despised human being) Fred Phelps died yesterday, and Twitter users started mourning the death of...

Mar 21, 2014

More Honest Company Slogans They Don't Want You To See [PHOTOS]

Honest Company Slogans–created by graphic designer Clif Dickens–are back! The genius behind HonestSlogans.com uploaded a trove of 25+ new “honest” ...

Mar 21, 2014

Mar 21, 2014

Michigan Has a Plan to Offer Free College Degrees

The cost of college tuition seems to be on the rise with every passing semester–but the state of Michigan may...

Mar 21, 2014

Yes, This "For The Love Of God Don't Tickle Elmo" Happened [PIC DUMP]

Yes This Happened: A guy who really really really wants you to tickle his Elmo. Don’t. Just don’t. In fact,...

Mar 21, 2014

Reaction GIFs To Learning It's Finally Spring

[Editor’s Note: I can’t believe we didn’t publish this yesterday. This is like my favorite post of the year....

Mar 21, 2014

North Dakota State Bison Lead NCAA Tournament Upsets

The 2014 NCAA Tournament began on Thursday with the normal flurry of upsets with No. 12 seeds winning two of...

Mar 21, 2014

Despite Reports, Kurt Cobain Case Remains Closed

Those of us who attended high school in the 1990s will have a fantastic opportunity to feel really old next...

Mar 21, 2014

A New Smartphone App Delivers Booze To Your Drunken Doorstep

Are you tired of walking to your booze? Do you wish it could walk to you? A new smartphone app...

Mar 21, 2014

Jeanie Buss Makes Point That She Has Final Say With Los Angeles Lakers

There were some questions lately about who was the boss of the Los Angeles Lakers. Team President Jeanie Buss made...

Mar 20, 2014

Stuff The Intern Forgot: Warren Buffett May Offer You A Buyout [Links]

What buyout would you accept from Mr. Buffett if your bracket made it to the Final Four? As I’m sure...

Mar 20, 2014

Every Man Cave Needs A Bud Light Mini Hoops Game In It [GIVEAWAY]

It’s March Madness and you can’t get enough basketball in your life. Lucky for you we’re giving away one of...