Blake Leland Zengo, a student at the University of Georgia, is a real prankster. He’s the kind of guy who’ll walk into a bar with a bottle of Liquid Ass ($9.43 on Amazon Prime) fart spray and spray it everywhere. Totally hilarious.
Except when a 20-year-old Blake entered Whiskey Bent in Athens, GA he got arrested for it. Sheesh! Cops have no chill. Here’s the scene set by OnlineAthens:
Upon arriving at the bar on East Clayton Avenue at about 1:40 a.m. Saturday, police saw “several patrons of Whiskey Bent began to leave quickly while making comments about how bad it stunk inside the bar,” according to the report.
Bar patrons pointed out 20-year-old Blake Leland Zengo as the culprit, and one woman accused Zengo of spraying her face, according to police.
When police found Zengo in the bar’s patio area, he claimed to not know what was going on, and said he did not spray anything. Zengo was described in the police report as being “very inebriated, and was slurring his words.”
When police searched the Oconee County resident, they found in his pants pocket a spray bottle of Liquid A**, which appeared to have worked as advertised.
Blake has been charged with disorderly conduct, public intoxication and underage consumption of alcohol. As BarstoolSports points out, he’s very luck the woman he duffed with Liquid A** didn’t actually press charges.
Honestly I’m a big fan of a younger drinking age in America, but guys like Blake aren’t doing themselves any favors. You want to black out and vomit like an adult? Go right ahead. But don’t you dare bring whoopie cushions, fart spray or electric gum into a bar. Leave that stuff in high school where it belongs.
H/T: Barstool Sports
