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Things are about to get reaaaal dark thanks to ValueMyCV, a horrifying job tool that tells you how much you’re worth.
The service uses text mining to read qualifications from resumes, while calculating work experience and years in management. From there, ValueMyCV gives an appointed monetary value on your soul. Get ready for some waterworks.
While this sounds like a great thing to use before heading to an interview, it can also completely destroy you. It’s a double-edged sword: either you’re going to be worth a lot and never get an equal offer, or you’re not going be worth anything because you just graduated. On the bright side, the site also offers notable tips on how to make your resume better and get the job you’re after.
It’s the least they can do after that initial heartbreak.
