In what may be the weirdest thing you’ll read all day, an Argentinian man was found dead this week after having sex with a scarecrow that he dressed up with lipstick, a wig, and a strap-on.
The remains of Jose Alberto, a 58-year-old shepherd, were found in his home after neighbors complained of a rank smell wafting from their building. Upon entry, police found him next to a scarecrow dressed up as a woman, but packing some heat (six inches, to be exact) thanks to a strap-on sex toy.
An autopsy will not be performed, in fear of scarring everyone involved.
[H/T: Mirror]
Man Dies After Boning Scarecrow
